LOST 'Auction'

[Capn Flukie]

Ok, say it's 2010 and Lost is over and done with. The producers decide they don't need all those props and costumes anymore because the OMGWTFBBQSPANK! series finale erases any need for them, so they put every thing up for auction.

What would you bid on?

I would bid on;

Eko's Jesus Stick

Hurley's Dharma Van

A Virgin Mary statue (complete with heroin)

Locke's scar appliance

 

[The Nth Doctor]

I would bid on:

Jesus Stick

Dharmamobile

Swan countdown sequence (complete with the Egyptian hieroglyphs)

Blast door map (the original copy)

Various Dharma and Rousseau maps

 

[AlboOfBorg]

I would bid on:

- Swan countdown sequence

- Blast door map

- All of the DHARMA printed materials, binders, etc. (just to see what was written in them)

- Oceanic 815 tickets / boarding passes

- Emilie de Raven (Claire)

 

[Starbreaker]

The Swan

 

[auntiehill]

I would bid on:

Sayid. Yeah, baby.

Ecko's Jesus Stick
Smokey---what a great guard dog!
A jar of Dharma Ranch dressing
The photo of Desmond and Penny
A Virgin Mary Statue
The Dharma training films
The Geronimo Jackson album

and, did I mention, SAYID?

 

[The Nth Doctor]

Oh, if we're bidding on actresses, than Emilie de Ravin is MINE!

 

[Gertch]

Juliet (just kidding as I'm married)
The Island
Hurley's van (a present for Flukie on his 50th b-day)

 

[AlboOfBorg]

Ok well if we're auctioning off characters...

Juliet and Kate for a "Hell in the Cell" match with bamboo jousting sticks

 

[that1guy]

-The Black and White stones from Adam and Eve
-Eko's Jesus Stick
-Any of Locke's knives
-Jacob's Cabin
-I kinda want one of those weird white robes the Others wore in season 3. Call me weird, but they looked comfortable. =P

 

[Trippy]

Sawyer's Glasses
Sawyer's book collection (but not the porno mags )
Locke's backgammon set

 

[Jack Bauer]

Kate's thong underwear.

 

[Alpha_Geek]

I'll bid 250 quatloos on the hatch, if it's intact.

100 quatloos on the key and key switch under the ... which station was that Desmond crawled under?? Swan?

 

[Temis the Vorta]

If Sayid's been taken, I'll bid on Sawyer.

Plus a packet of fish biscuits.

And anything with a Dharma brand on it.

 

[ancientone51]

I bought a whole package of a dozen overpriced, Oriental themed rubber stamps at Barnes and Noble because they had ONE that looked like the Dharma symbol with the Yig Yang in it.

And they are SMALL!

With all of you bidding, I would never be able to afford the Jesus stick, or Sawyer's books...
but I'd try.

 

[Capn Flukie]

I want the frozen donkey wheel! Mine!

 

[The Nth Doctor]

I still can't get over the fact we actually got a frozen donkey wheel. I bet the producers have been laughing at us all season.