Lookingglassman - 1, Squirrel - 0

[Lookingglassman]

My home is surrounded by trees and I have had numerous problems with squirrels getting under my roof and tearing at the insulation. One fell down between a pair of walls and died and stunk up the whole house. I have paid over a thousand bucks to have all their little holes covered up and the damaged fixed.

Well one of those frakkin' things managed to find its way into my basement Saturday morning. It scared the crap out of me.

Well without going into any details on what I did to it, I will just say it is no longer in my basement and will not be chewing holes into my house anymore.

TAKE THAT MR. SQUIRREL!

 

[FlyingLemons]

I once had problems with squirrels in my roof too, until I decided to play a version of Super 3D Noah's Ark with an air rifle.

 

[James Bond]

It scared the crap out of me.

This?

Or was it more like this?

 

[Lookingglassman]

James Bond - It was more like a freakin squirrel hanging off my furnace!

I wonder if squirrels go to heaven?

 

[Squiggy]

Congratulations on killing a rodent. I'm sure that our grandchildren will be singing of this day.

 

[John Picard]

Congratulations on killing a rodent. I'm sure that our grandchildren will be singing of this day.

Nice of you to support the enemies of a red blooded American who was defending his home.

 

[Gertch]

A few years ago, when I had the wood stove, I found two of them inside one fall. Apparently they got stuck.

 

[Squiggy]

Congratulations on killing a rodent. I'm sure that our grandchildren will be singing of this day.

Nice of you to support the enemies of a red blooded American who was defending his home.

I hate him because of his freedoms.

 

[sidious618]

Squirrel killing. Ripe discussion for the TrekBBS.

 

[JuanBolio]

Did you use a tank?

 

[John Picard]

Did you use a tank?

Any real man would have used a flamethrower at such close range inside of the house.

 

[JuanBolio]

Did you use a tank?

Any real man would have used a flamethrower at such close range inside of the house.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yFUtJhUb7Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc3vcXp_7O8

 

[archeryguy1701]

Did you use a tank?

Any real man would have used a flamethrower at such close range inside of the house.

For a target that small?!? If he's not using several pounds of C4 to get the job done, he's going about it all wrong.

 

[James Bond]

James Bond - It was more like a freakin squirrel hanging off my furnace!

I wonder if squirrels go to heaven?

Well, however you ended up killing it, I wonder if you could hear it's bones and body being squished?

 

[bigdaddy]

I hit a squirrel with a brick before, but the fucker didn't die. i hate them, they are planning their take over of the world!

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Well without going into any details on what I did to it, I will just say it is no longer in my basement and will not be chewing holes into my house anymore.

TAKE THAT MR. SQUIRREL!

 

[Mallory]

I wonder if squirrels go to heaven?

I hope not. Then someone else would have to kill them again.

 

[Goliath]

I wonder if squirrels go to heaven?

I hope not. Then someone else would have to kill them again.

Sounds like heaven to me.

 

[Lookingglassman]

Juan, Yep! I ran it over with a toy tank! LOL!

 

[James Bond]

^ Do that often? lol