Lions to name Jim Schwartz head coach

[Nobody]

The Detroit Lions will name Jim Schwartz their new head coach. He's already spoken about the importance of having a franchise QB when rebuilding a team. That means we're drafting Matt Stafford. Dammit, there go the next 5 years.


-nobody

 

[SmoothieX]

May God have mercy on his soul.

 

[Tom Servo]

May the Schwartz be with you...he is gonna need it.