Lionel and Chloe ashould have been doing it.

[Guy Gardener]

They had an odd relationship to say the least (Every time I say miss Sullivan, it means I love you." From bribing her with new computers and a summer job after vandalizing her livelihood, through being his personal snitch and all the way to the old bugger is on his knees begging Chloe to believe in him.

 

[gastrof]

Lex didn't shoot Lionel in the face.

He shot out a window and then pushed Lionel thru it.

Also, the relationship between Lionel and Chloe was insane to begin with. No need to make it gross and ugly.

I mean, she knows he tried to kill her in the safehouse explosion, when she uses her temporary meteor-induced truth power to get him to admit he murdered his parents, he again threatens her, but on Dark Thursday she goes running to his limo to get away from the rioting mob. He then GIVES HER A GUN for protection.

Later, she suddenly doesn't trust him again.

Call it bad writing if you like, but it was insane.

 

[Dream]

No. Chloe doesn't need to be fucking a corpse. I don't think she is that desperate yet. But who know what the writers will do for ratings? You might get your wish in five more years.

 

[Mr Light]

after vandalizing her livelihood

what does that mean?!?! I didn't know Chloe was a lady of the night!

 

[Guy Gardener]

His goons sacked the Torch so that he could get a foothold through donating new hardware he had prebugged.

Promoted her pappy tricking him into taking a mortgage for a better house which Lionel was prepared to pull the rug out from under destituting all the Sullivans... A situation which could have been immediately solved if she'd just taken her top off and assumed control of his orgasms for a couple weeks.

A choice between destituting and prostituting is really no choice at all.

 

[Rowan Sjet]

Call it bad writing if you like, but it was insane.

Very. It was at it's most ridiculous when they ended up pleasantly sitting next to each other at the Kent's Thanksgiving one year.

 

[Greg Cox]

Call it bad writing if you like, but it was insane.

Very. It was at it's most ridiculous when they ended up pleasantly sitting next to each other at the Kent's Thanksgiving one year.

Yeah, I like SMALLVILLE, but that really didn't work.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Um... No!

Besides, by the time she was legal, Lionel was already putting the wood to Martha.

 

[Aragorn]

Chloe could've slept with Lionel if she just imagined he was Lana like the showrunners do every waking moment.

 

[wamdue]

this reminds me of the MJ (or Gwen Stacey) having an affair with Norman Osbourne (hope im getting that refrence right)

 

[Guy Gardener]

I'm all for girl on girl Aragorn, but that's just gross. Like making a beautiful lemon cake and then deciding to put mackeral flavoured ising on the top of it.

Even Chloe and an old guy is less unsettling.

this reminds me of the MJ (or Gwen Stacey) having an affair with Norman Osbourne (hope im getting that refrence right)

Norman raped Gwen and afterwards during her historically accurate sabbatical in France she did give birth to twins. You have to wonder how forgotten this story line is that Norman is so rapt with the thought of his new bubbah on the way that he can finally scrap the earlier model... Then of course the new She Hulk from the future seems to have "raped/seduced" Norman to fertilize a messiah waiting in her fallopian tubes who will save the future through superior dna because her remarkable grasp of history assures the girl that Norman Osborn is the Greatest hero of th 21st Century.

 

[Hermiod]

Norman raped Gwen and afterwards during her historically accurate sabbatical in France she did give birth to twins. You have to wonder how forgotten this story line is that Norman is so rapt with the thought of his new bubbah on the way that he can finally scrap the earlier model... Then of course the new She Hulk from the future seems to have "raped/seduced" Norman to fertilize a messiah waiting in her fallopian tubes who will save the future through superior dna because her remarkable grasp of history assures the girl that Norman Osborn is the Greatest hero of th 21st Century.

Osborn and his bitches Sofen and Hollister are going down.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Have forgotten that "going down" has a second meaning?

Besides, "Ms. Marvel" is having fun with Marvel Boy.

Although, you'd think that her new identity would stake a predetermined claim on Wonderman... Read Lethal Legion yet? Steamed much over the continued character assassination of Simon Williams?

 

[Hermiod]

Have forgotten that "going down" has a second meaning?

No, but the first one applies. They are going down in to the deep crater left behind where the real Ms. Marvel dropped them.

 

[Admiral_Young]

Lionel and Chloe shacking up? An interesting combination Guy...um ...yeah...sure...why not (humors Guy) sure they should have had sex. I'm surprised the showrunners didn't bother to do this in order to create more "angst" for Clark and Lex to hate his father even more. They should have had Chloe and Clark hook up at least for a season after the prom thing.

 

[Greg Cox]

Honestly, this sounds like bad fanfic . . . .

 

[Guy Gardener]

Honestly, this sounds like bad fanfic . . . .

In all honesty Greg, Smallville rarely rises to the level of good fanfiction.

And about this "laying Wood with Martha" notion which should have been happening, even if it was never mentioned as green to go, but I specifically remember at least the once, WELL after the death of Jonathan, that Martha turned Lionel down quite politely but definitively.

So if that lack of a relationship could have been reversed and resurrected behind/between the scenes, all manner of love and hate affair could have been happening during the filming of Smallville which was just off the cameras plane of vision.

 

[Admiral_Young]

Smallville is FAN FIC! How about that comment. There are maybe a handful of really epic level episodes, a handful of good episodes, but mostly the rest of the show is just a really big WTF moment.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Yes, and as long as some of those moments have Erica costumed as a French maid, I personally am willing to forgive a lot.

 

[Gaith]

Honestly, this sounds like bad fanfic . . . .

To paraphrase Gore Vidal: or, worse, good fanfic.