Leave Shatner Alone!

[ticktock]

This post was inspired by M'SHARAK recent post.

Could someone please,please,please do a "Leave Shatner Aloooonnne" version of leave Britney allooone...


thanks in advance.

either do it yourself or get chris crocker to do it on youtube or do a script here.


ensign ricky has done the below version already but i think it deserves a separate thread by itself for others to contribute.

ensign ricky's version:-
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How 'edit' dare anyone out there make fun of Jimmy after all he has been through!

He lost his brother, he went through a time portal. he had one 'edit' kid.

His doctor turned out to be a user, a bricklayer, and now he's going through a space battle. All you people care about is making credits off of him.

HE’S A HUMAN! What you don’t realize is that Jimmy is making you all this latinum and all you do is write a bunch of fan fiction about him.

He hasn’t performed Rocket Man on stage in years. His book is called “Star Trek Memories” for a reason because all you people want is Trek Trek Trek Trek Trek!

LEAVE HIM ALONE! You are lucky he even tore his shirt off for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE JIMMY ALONE…..Please.

Commodore Decker talked about professionalism and said if Jimmy was a professional he would’ve pulled it off no matter what.

Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard air fare negotiation.

Leave Jimmy Alone Please….
Leave Jimmy Kirk alone…right now….I mean it!

Anyone that has a problem with him you deal with Spock, because he is not well right now.

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

 

[StarMan]

If I had a functioning web camera and a bottle of vodka, I'd be more than happy to.

 

[Nowhere Man]

leave him alone!

 

[Garrovick]

You know..

At 77 years of age.

We entertain Shatner.

He doesn't entertain us.

 

[PowderedToastMan]

if such a thing existed...i would totally feature it at TrekMovie.com

 

[Michael]

if such a thing existed...i would totally feature it at TrekMovie.com

Spock suddenly senses thousands of fanboys reaching for their camera and putting on mascara.

 

[CaptainStoner]

You know..

At 77 years of age.

We entertain Shatner.

He doesn't entertain us.

Perhaps it should be that way. I assume you've all seen the Comedy Central roast from 2 years ago? Very funny! I just saw it a week ago.

 

[Mr. Fergy]

You know..

At 77 years of age.

We entertain Shatner.

He doesn't entertain us.

Agreed.

 

[Sector 7]

leave him alone!

I try, but he keeps coming back... again... and again... and again...

 

[Sector 7]

You know..

At 77 years of age.

We entertain Shatner.

He doesn't entertain us.

Perhaps it should be that way. I assume you've all seen the Comedy Central roast from 2 years ago? Very funny! I just saw it a week ago.

I saw it when it first aired. I had been looking forward to it for months. I even watched it with my niece. Big mistake... it wasn't funny, just gross. Cursing, potty humor, grossly sexual... if that's entertainment today, then I shall settle for old reruns.

 

[Green Shirt]

Could someone please,please,please do a "Leave Shatner Aloooonnne" version of leave Britney allooone...

Yeah!! At least till some photog snaps a shot of him getting out of a limo in full commando gear.

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Actually, this was already done in another thread about 10 days ago.

 

[137th Gebirg]

You know..

At 77 years of age.

We entertain Shatner.

He doesn't entertain us.

Perhaps it should be that way. I assume you've all seen the Comedy Central roast from 2 years ago? Very funny! I just saw it a week ago.

I saw it when it first aired. I had been looking forward to it for months. I even watched it with my niece. Big mistake... it wasn't funny, just gross. Cursing, potty humor, grossly sexual... if that's entertainment today, then I shall settle for old reruns.

It did have some over-the-top moments. I think if they had left Andy Dick at home to wallow in a pool of his own sick, it would have been a much better program. That dude just needs to...just stop...and realize that NOBODY thinks he's funny. I think even Shatner was about to deck him when he approached him to lick his face. Now THAT I would have paid good money to see.