This has been floating around in my head all day and I needed to get it out. It is a first-person retelling of Migleemo's confrontation with the replicator in a greentext format:
>be me
>Meema's special little guy
>diversity hire on mid-tier ship
>helping normies with their problems to avoid my own
>be hungry
>rumblies in the tumblies
>go to cafeteria
>ask Mecha-Meema for nourishment
>Mecha-Meema produces noms
>hungrybabywings.gif
>sample Mecha-Meema's glorious gastric nectar
>something is wrong
>Mecha-Meema hasn't pre-digested bugs
>this is not Baby's comfort food
>betrayed.wav
>Anon's RAGE Is Building
>if you're not going to throw it up I'm going to throw it back
>Anon used FLING
>grab pewpew from locker and commit replicide
>exterminate.exe
>get tackled by Anons "Chad" and "Stache"
>throw them off with the force of a thousand warp core breaches
>switch to melee combat
>reduce Mecha-Meema to e-waste
>revenge is a dish best served charred
>leave whistling a tune of victory
>be me
>Meema's special little guy
>diversity hire on mid-tier ship
>helping normies with their problems to avoid my own
>be hungry
>rumblies in the tumblies
>go to cafeteria
>ask Mecha-Meema for nourishment
>Mecha-Meema produces noms
>hungrybabywings.gif
>sample Mecha-Meema's glorious gastric nectar
>something is wrong
>Mecha-Meema hasn't pre-digested bugs
>this is not Baby's comfort food
>betrayed.wav
>Anon's RAGE Is Building
>if you're not going to throw it up I'm going to throw it back
>Anon used FLING
>grab pewpew from locker and commit replicide
>exterminate.exe
>get tackled by Anons "Chad" and "Stache"
>throw them off with the force of a thousand warp core breaches
>switch to melee combat
>reduce Mecha-Meema to e-waste
>revenge is a dish best served charred
>leave whistling a tune of victory
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