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Lame Cable Adult movies On Demand

broberfett

broberfett

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I was with my girlfriend(The one that likes Hentai) and we wanted to rent a porno on cable, but we were uncertain if the Adult Movies On Demand were really porn. So we looked up one of the titles on Google and it looked pretty damn pornographic and the description included many things that would make any prude blush and become hysterical. So we rented it and it wasn't cheap. It was $11.99 as opposed to the normal price of $3.99 for a normal new movie.

It sucked. It was almost a church film. There was nothing hardcore in the movie at all. There was no penetration and you barely even saw the naughty bits. You can do better on Showtime. I was very disappointed(but still got laid). Later I watched the Penn and Teller Bullshit about the war on porn and it was much more pornographic and funny at the sametime. Don't ever waste your money on the fake soft core shit if you want real porn.
 
There's a war on porn?

I'm trying to think of a war that you're more completely guaranteed to lose, but I'm drawing a blank...a war on oxygen, perhaps.
 
At one time I think they were all like this but I think now depending on which "channel" you get them they have some that aren't "censored" so to speak. I had a friend who had one of those special boxes that let you view all PPV for free so I know just what you're talking about.

At the very least they should indicate it somewhere, they have no problem labelling inappropriate stuff for the prudes, you'd think they could do us pervy low-lifes the same favor especially since they charge extra just for the privelege.
 
Years ago, the video stores in these parts only rented the "cable version" of porn movies. It was an actual movie with all of the sex and most of the nudity edited out.:lol:

A couple of years ago, I was staying in a hotel with on demand porn, so I watched a movie. Four porn scenes with dialog, nudity, sex, & penetration. When the "money shot" approached, the screen faded to black and started the next scene.

You just can't win.

DarkHelmet said:
Whether or not it's "real" porn, I'm thinking you got suckered paying $12 for it.
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Hotels charge like $30.
 
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This lameness came from Time Warner Cable. You can see just as much on Showtime On Demand for free if you have Showtime(whatever the price of Showtime is).
 
Personally, I don't see what someone with an internet connection is really going to get out of such softcore pornography.
 
Hotels charge like $30.
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Nah. As a professional hotel guest, the going rate most of the time is around $12-15. Regular movies usually run $9-12. Though they don't put the title of the movies on your bill, the adult flicks are almost always a couple of dollars more. I think the hotel adult movies are more hardcore than that Showtime stuff. Of course, with an internet connection, you can always guarantee yourself something really kinky.
 
All right. I paid $29.95 to see Lucy Lee almost get spooged on. I knew I was getting ripped off. I guess I just didn't know how badly.
 
You paid for pornography? You realize that you get that stuff for free on the internet.
 
broberfett said:
Don't ever waste your money on the fake soft core shit if you want real porn.
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Well, as someone who got smacked by my dad for ordering a porn in the hotel room about 15 years ago, I don't remember anything special about it... It tends to be soft-core stuff...
But I guess if you are looking for something romantic, it might work
 
Indeed, back when I was paying for Cinemax a few months ago, they were still showing their crappy softcore smut.

As others have said, in this day and age, who pays for porn?

"The Internet is for porn... the Internet is for porn..."
 
Cinemax friday after dark, and USA up all Night with Rhonda Shear pretty much set my friday night when I couldn't drive and get out on my own.
 
When I was a kid, I used to find all the sketchy movies on Skinamax after my parents went to bed. :lol: If Shannon Tweed was in the movie, I knew it was going to be racy.

Soft core, yeah, but when you're a kid, it's eye-opening. :lol:
 
Skinemax, yes, I remeber it well. Back when I was 13 and my parents had a television with a dial instead of a remote, I found out that if I changed channels back and forth quickly, the picture was clear for about a second. That was a fun evening as long as the parents didn't come out of their bedroom and catch me!
 
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