Hiya, folks.
We had dinner tonight with friends, and it finally dawned on me why I want to beat them both to death after each visit: no matter what topic is brought up, they will always relate it to a tv show, movie, or commercial.
We get something along the lines of, "Oh, it's just like on 'The Simpsons!'" every time.
I mentioned people driving into lakes while using GPS, and the guy tells me about the episode of "The Office" where Michael Scott does that.
My wife told a story about our kids and our dogs chasing each other, and the woman says, "Oh, it's like in that one commercial."
What really got me was when we arrived: I was carrying flowers, and the guy pointed at me and said, "Just like in 'Doc Hollywood.'"
What the fuck? I'm carrying fucking flowers, and this twit has to relate that to a movie?
You cannot say the word "goose" around them, or you get a ten minute recitation of that piece of shit "Top Gun" movie. I once used the words "baby" and "corner" in a sentence, and it was time for a description of the last half of "Dirty Dancing."
Do any of you know nitwits like these, people who have to relate everything to a movie/tv show/commercial?
Or, God forbid, are you a nitwit like this? If so, for your own good, please stop it. People don't like you at all.
Joe, guest
We had dinner tonight with friends, and it finally dawned on me why I want to beat them both to death after each visit: no matter what topic is brought up, they will always relate it to a tv show, movie, or commercial.
We get something along the lines of, "Oh, it's just like on 'The Simpsons!'" every time.
I mentioned people driving into lakes while using GPS, and the guy tells me about the episode of "The Office" where Michael Scott does that.
My wife told a story about our kids and our dogs chasing each other, and the woman says, "Oh, it's like in that one commercial."
What really got me was when we arrived: I was carrying flowers, and the guy pointed at me and said, "Just like in 'Doc Hollywood.'"
What the fuck? I'm carrying fucking flowers, and this twit has to relate that to a movie?
You cannot say the word "goose" around them, or you get a ten minute recitation of that piece of shit "Top Gun" movie. I once used the words "baby" and "corner" in a sentence, and it was time for a description of the last half of "Dirty Dancing."
Do any of you know nitwits like these, people who have to relate everything to a movie/tv show/commercial?
Or, God forbid, are you a nitwit like this? If so, for your own good, please stop it. People don't like you at all.
Joe, guest
Why are you with these people now?
