justin bieber to tour north korea?

[watermelony2k]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/10506482.stm

the pictures+captions are gold.

 

[sidious618]

I gotta get my tickets.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

that's the first time that I've ever heard of him. Does he always have that helmet hair?

 

[Trippy]

^yes, it's his trademark.

I think all the porn virus attacks on his sites are cruel, as most of his fans are pre-teen girls, who don't need to be exposed like that.

Though the search flooding of "Justin Bieber Syphillis" made me laugh.

 

[What's his face]

I'll bet a beer that within 10 years this kid is washed up and OD's on something.

 

[Aragorn]

Teen stars that wash up, become addicts and lose all their money these days don't disappear and OD. They simply turn their sob story into a reality TV show!

 

[Maestro]

Wait. Who?

 

[Trippy]

If you are not a 12 year old girl, or aren't the parent of one, you won't know who he is.

The only reason I do is because my son kinda looks like him (but cuter!) and of course, he has many (MANY) girlfriends (or girls who want to be his)

 

[D Man]

It is not known if Kim Jong-il is a fan of Justin Bieber's music

That's amazing. Best caption ever.

 

[Maestro]

If you are not a 12 year old girl, or aren't the parent of one, you won't know who he is.

Mine's four. I know about iCarly, Hannah Montana, and the Jonas brothers. I love, however, Phineas and Ferb.

The only reason I do is because my son kinda looks like him (but cuter!) and of course, he has many (MANY) girlfriends (or girls who want to be his)

I'm sorry.

 

[RoJoHen]

He just came to our town on Friday. I had to work that night. Our restaurant sold more in that night than we've sold since 2007. We ran out of almost every menu item. It was absolutely insane.

 

[Hermiod]

^Bit of a secret gorger is he ?

 

[RoJoHen]

I have never seen so many young teenage girls in my entire life. It is absolutely ridiculous how much they love Justin Bieber.

However, what's really funny about Justin Bieber is that puberty has finally started to hit him, so the last 4 weeks of his tour, he's been lip-syncing because his voice has been changing and he can't actually sing properly.

 

[Hermiod]

Still not buying him being nominated for a BET award either.

 

[RoJoHen]

If he was, it's only because Usher is his manager.

 

[Hermiod]

If he was, it's only because Usher is his manager.

Nominated for Best New Artist this year, didn't win, much teenage wailing ensued.

 

[RoJoHen]

They'll get over it.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

I have never seen so many young teenage girls in my entire life. It is absolutely ridiculous how much they love Justin Bieber.

However, what's really funny about Justin Bieber is that puberty has finally started to hit him, so the last 4 weeks of his tour, he's been lip-syncing because his voice has been changing and he can't actually sing properly.

Has the kid ever been able to sing properly? Besides, with lyrics with such depth and meaning as "Baby. Baby. Baby. Ooo" he doesn't exactly need to have a lot of range.

 

[MetalPants]

I have never seen so many young teenage girls in my entire life. It is absolutely ridiculous how much they love Justin Bieber.

However, what's really funny about Justin Bieber is that puberty has finally started to hit him, so the last 4 weeks of his tour, he's been lip-syncing because his voice has been changing and he can't actually sing properly.

Has the kid ever been able to sing properly? Besides, with lyrics with such depth and meaning as "Baby. Baby. Baby. Ooo" he doesn't exactly need to have a lot of range.

Watch, they'll drop and he'll be the next Barry White.

 

[cardinal biggles]

Why was I not surprised to see that 4chan was the source of this insanity?