This would be the worst movie ever.
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July Art Challenge - Klondike307
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Klondike307 - I like the photo manips here. I almost didn't catch them until I saw the stars of the mocie at the top of the page (except for Will Smith). The only thing I might change would be to make Shia LeBeouf a red shirt. Nothing against Shia LeBeouf or anything, but it helps balance out the 3 primary TOS colors.
Otherwise a great job. I never knew that Bruce Willis could look so much like a Vulcan. Who knew?
Good job.
Otherwise a great job. I never knew that Bruce Willis could look so much like a Vulcan. Who knew?
Good job.
Thats Gabe Koener's Enterprise. And this is nothing against the artwork at all, but the concept of a Michael Bay Star Trek movie (and one starring Affleck) kinda makes me throw up in my mouth a little... 
Here's what the back of the DVD would say when found two months later in the $5 bin at wal-mart:
In the distant future, Alien-Terrorist have planted space bombs all over the Earth and are holding it's citizens hostage. Now it's up to a crack team of Starfleet Counter-Alien-Terroist to stop evil once and for all. The team is lead by Capt. Jimmy Kirk (Affleck) a former test pilot and Jujitsu master and Comander Spock (Willis) and alien-human hybred who can turn into water. The wise-cracking medic with drug addiction Doc Bones is played by Oscar winner Will Smith. Scarlet Johanson play Rand, a super hot space secretary who falls for the Captain's charm. LaBeouf rounds out the cast as Ensign Ricky, the teams newest member, and landing party security leader. The team is aided by a top secret Starfleet tactical warship code named "Enterprise". From its first minutes on Earth to it's expolsive finale on Space Station Pentagon this film promises more explosions then lines of dialog. With original music by Aerosmith including their hit ballad "Beam Me Up Tonight Girl". "It's a ok movie!" raves Kyle86 on his scifi movie blog!
In the distant future, Alien-Terrorist have planted space bombs all over the Earth and are holding it's citizens hostage. Now it's up to a crack team of Starfleet Counter-Alien-Terroist to stop evil once and for all. The team is lead by Capt. Jimmy Kirk (Affleck) a former test pilot and Jujitsu master and Comander Spock (Willis) and alien-human hybred who can turn into water. The wise-cracking medic with drug addiction Doc Bones is played by Oscar winner Will Smith. Scarlet Johanson play Rand, a super hot space secretary who falls for the Captain's charm. LaBeouf rounds out the cast as Ensign Ricky, the teams newest member, and landing party security leader. The team is aided by a top secret Starfleet tactical warship code named "Enterprise". From its first minutes on Earth to it's expolsive finale on Space Station Pentagon this film promises more explosions then lines of dialog. With original music by Aerosmith including their hit ballad "Beam Me Up Tonight Girl". "It's a ok movie!" raves Kyle86 on his scifi movie blog!
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