Jeri Ryan....
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OUCH!!!
So there's these two gaping excavations where her ass cheeks used to be?
In theory, from a males perspective, I suppose that's two new holes.
Woo-hoo?
In theory, from a males perspective, I suppose that's two new holes.
Woo-hoo?
I always wondered what Borg implants does Seven have on other parts of her body. Maybe there is something to slash and mangle such fantasies?
Whatever is inflating her b cups into d cups serves a purpose.
Maybe emergency coolant for in case she gets lit on fire?
Further processing units? Brain boobs?
Nanoprobe storage drums?
Every nanoprobe they've ever used once lived in her bosoms?
Consider when Neelix was needing daily doses to keep his resurrection on track, rather than a shot, he could have suckled form the source?
Maybe emergency coolant for in case she gets lit on fire?
Further processing units? Brain boobs?
Nanoprobe storage drums?
Every nanoprobe they've ever used once lived in her bosoms?
Consider when Neelix was needing daily doses to keep his resurrection on track, rather than a shot, he could have suckled form the source?
If Borg women didn't nurse all these Borg babies, I'm sure they must have put some useful hardware in there. But what's with those processing units, coolant and storage drums? Put something sharp, something deadly and something that makes awful sounds. We want all those creeps who try and molest female Borg drones to get an unpleasant surprise!
Unless the Borg Queen wants them all for herself.
Yes, in the event of a water landing she has been designed to function as a life-preserver.
In the event of an orgy she has also been designed to act as a life preserver.
Is there more or less chance of a water-landing occurring than an orgy?
There was a Voyager comic called "splash down" and in thirty days they were impelling through water...
Fairhaven.
That was their 24th century Sodom and Gomorrah.
If the holodeck was to fail suddenly while Fairhaven was running, you'd see 20 or 30 crewmen with no pants on rubbing themselves against deck platng wondering where their lightbulb lovers had vanished off to. In such a situation. You're half way through sex, and theirs 5 guys and five girls in a simlar situation also not wanting to call it a day who could roll over inside you or underneath you without much effort...I can imagine some "do you mind if I?" or "I'm losing the mood! You over there, you're up." or "God no, not you, don't ever think about it." or "Good lord the sound proofing here was magnificent, we were like two feet apart and doing it like rabbits too!" and so on...
Fairhaven.
That was their 24th century Sodom and Gomorrah.
If the holodeck was to fail suddenly while Fairhaven was running, you'd see 20 or 30 crewmen with no pants on rubbing themselves against deck platng wondering where their lightbulb lovers had vanished off to. In such a situation. You're half way through sex, and theirs 5 guys and five girls in a simlar situation also not wanting to call it a day who could roll over inside you or underneath you without much effort...I can imagine some "do you mind if I?" or "I'm losing the mood! You over there, you're up." or "God no, not you, don't ever think about it." or "Good lord the sound proofing here was magnificent, we were like two feet apart and doing it like rabbits too!" and so on...
Haven't we all had that happen? I know I have...
Okay. I'm convinced.
That is what has always disturbed me about holodecks.
They pipe in funky sci-fi porn music to drown-out the noise.
Is there a .wav file for "boom chikky wahwah" on the pheromone laying about?
And these people think they're having a real issue, eh? My holodeck lover developed sentience, got out of the holodeck after taking my ship hostage and then flew away with all my money. Now I can't even pay for the damn electricity.
