January Challenge: Starfleet Officers Behaving Badly

[trampledamage]

Scatta said:
Aw, man. I missed all of the dark ones (both reading and writing). That's what I get for being gone from this section of the forum for so long. I don't think trying to catch up is a good idea at this point, either.

Okay, crazy people. I'm looking forward to seeing what you've got.

Welcome back to the fold, Scatta! Are you thinking of entering or just reading?

 

[Mitty]

Here's mine:

Star Trek: Cassnozzle.

I wrote this ages ago and I think the thread that originally contained it is still around somewhere but I figured it fitted the theme... totally ridiculous and stupid. I'm sure others will use their own characters in a far more subtle way!

 

[TheLoneRedshirt]

Commander Strauss and Lt. Commander T'Ser find themselves in the middle of a bar fight with a dozen Federation Marines. What will they do?

Shore Patrol!

 

[Goliath]

David, you say you're looking for "light tales here where your favorite Starfleet officers (or Romulan or Cardassian or Klingon), canon or from your own series, are put into comic situations where they're not necessarily at their best."

Would you accept a story in which a Ferengi insurance investigator is put in such a situation?

 

[Goliath]

BTW--did you remember to add your story to the Challenge Winners' thread?

 

[Kaziarl]

so its a max of 3k words? not a min?

 

[Mitty]

^I think comedy lends itself to shorter stories rather than longer ones. I wouldn't want Cassnozzle to go on for ages. Separate stories are fine but personally I tend to find comedy better in small doses.

 

[Kaziarl]

yeah, I just wanted to make sure. Don't want to be disqualed for it being to short

 

[DavidFalkayn]

Camelopard said:
David, you say you're looking for "light tales here where your favorite Starfleet officers (or Romulan or Cardassian or Klingon), canon or from your own series, are put into comic situations where they're not necessarily at their best."

Would you accept a story in which a Ferengi insurance investigator is put in such a situation?

That would most definitely be acceptable! Go for it!

 

[Kaziarl]

Polar Opposites

'ere we are, I 'ope you enjoy i'

 

[captcalhoun]

The Conversation

 

[Mistral]

The Lone Redshirt said, "A Ferengi, a Vulcan and a Borg walk into a bar...

I couldn't resist. Its called "Ferengi, Vulcan, Borg"

http://www.trekbbs.com/threads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=8444982&an=0&page=0#Post8444982

 

[Goliath]

Ahhh...damn it anyway.

My story's about half-done, and I can already tell that I won't be able to keep it within the word limit. Maybe four thousand words, but not three.



Oh, well. I've had this idea for a while. At least this challenge gave me the incentive I needed to finally write the damn thing.

 

[K-Star]

Finally, something light! I've been told before humor isn't my forte in fanfics, but man do I prefer it over drama! Assuming all goes right with school, I may actually enter this one!

Now I just gotta figure out what I'm gonna do... At the very least something tells me I will greatly enjoy reading these entries!

 

[Kaziarl]

Kaziarl said:
Polar Opposites

'ere we are, I 'ope you enjoy i'

Well, I didn't see a delete button, so I'll just say it this way. Mine just simply isn't ready yet, so I'm gonna pull it from the contest. Sorry guys.

 

[Mistral]

Sorry to hear that.

 

[DarKush]

Here is my entry, entitled "Hell Date."


web page

 

[hellsgate]

A Starfleet Officer's chivalry is tested when a highly-attractive but drunk Trill freighter captain litterally falls right into his lap.

"Star Trek: The Continuing Missions"
"Sunday Morning After"

http://www.geocities.com/trekwriter31/STCM_BehaveBadly.doc

 

[hellsgate]

Comments about "Sunday Morning After"?

 

[Mistral]

Is it possible to change my entry? I'd rather have The Interrogation as my story. If not-I'll stand by what I have.