Janeway's Java an environmental hazard?

[Odon]

Remember that episode of The Next Generation where those alien greenies told Picard that warp drive was environmentally hazardous to the fabric of space? Now it appears that coffee is also on the greenies hit list. Should Voyager have had a 'greenie' episode where Captain Janeway is torn between her duties as a Starfleet officer to boldly go in a politically correct manner, versus her unquenchable coffee thirst?

 

[kimc]

You know they may be onto something - NOT!

There is not a thing wrong with our beloved coffee and to suggest otherwise in the Voyager forum is blasphemy.

 

[MrPointy]

Janeway would vapourise anyone who would dare threaten her beloved coffee bean.

 

[kimc]

MrPointy said:
Janeway would vapourise anyone who would dare threaten her beloved coffee bean.

I know how she feels!

 

[3D Master]

You people have noticed that the coffee is not a environmental hazard, it's just certain ways of growing it is a environmental hazard, and that there are ways to grow them, that are not, right?

 

[Odon]

3D Master said:
You people have noticed that the coffee is not a environmental hazard, it's just certain ways of growing it is a environmental hazard, and that there are ways to grow them, that are not, right?

Yes, imagine slave farms full of sentient coffee plants reduced to a comatose "seven-in-the-morning-state" by being forced to give up their precious caffeine, urged to rebel by militant triffids...

 

[Ghel]

They'd have to blind us all first . . .

 

[exodus]

kimc said:
You know they may be onto something - NOT!

There is not a thing wrong with our beloved coffee and to suggest otherwise in the Voyager forum is blasphemy.

Yes, don't ever come inbetween kimc and her coffee.

She maybe a Trek fan but she packs a lightsaber!!!

 

[kimc]

exodus said:

kimc said:
You know they may be onto something - NOT!

There is not a thing wrong with our beloved coffee and to suggest otherwise in the Voyager forum is blasphemy.

Yes, don't ever come inbetween kimc and her coffee.

She maybe a Trek fan but she packs a lightsaber!!!

The "caffeine force" is with me.