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Is Tom too fertile to share a VW-Bus with a lady and not Knock her up?

Guy Gardener

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Kevin Smith would have you believe that it's a sure form of birth control to have sex in a very uncomfortable place, but he was thinking of a bug and not a bus, so his rhetoric on the matter is tabled.

We've seen Tom knock up three women, producing at least 5 kids.

Turkey platter almost can't help himself.

Do you think it's possible Tom left a Love Child Behind in the 20th century?
 
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B'Elanna, Janeway, and who was the third?
 
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But that was in a reality that never happened. Or at least Tom couldn't have fathered both Kes' baby and B'Elanna's baby in the same universe.

I don't remember - were Tom and Raine ever alone together long enough in the van? Wasn't Tuvok always with them?
 
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Tuvok doesn't sleep (compared to a human) much.

We caught up with the story in episode two come the following morning after some of them had slept in the Volkswagen and some of them had not.
 
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Three children in 7 years isn't all that much to brag about.
 
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3 lizard babies definite, then with time splitting, it's the same genetic material coupled with the same sexual proclivity and devil may care talent ignoring the impossibility of his swimmers integrating with weird foreign alien genetic material.

I mean seriously, Caretaker jiggled his Sporocystian willy around inside B'Elanna and Kim in the pilot AND NOTHING HAPPENED! However, the two of them couldn't help but spit out babies after but a glancing blow with superior Paris DNA.

Naomi might not count, becuase she was conceived in the AQ, or becuase she died and was replaced with a quantuum duplicate, and isn't really Naomi Wildman at all. You think it's close enough? Well imagine that the first Naomi didn't die, and the situation unfeld that Sam had to raise the Naomis as Twins. Side by side are they still the same person, or different people?

But since Naomi's father wasn't on board, that means that other than Tomn the only other male to have children out of 70 or so blokes on Voyager, was the Doctor, and that was so cheating, however raising a child as his own on that Wink of an Eye planet was really cool of him, but that has very little to do with his own fertility.

The male contribution to the birth rate is actually 4 children divided by 7 years divided by 70 men.

Tom is 70 times more fertile than any other male crewman on Voyager at this point in their relative sexual development.
 
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Re: Is Tom too fertile to share a VW-Bus with a lady and not Knock her

Speaking of which, was Kim's child a boy, girl, or hybrid? I honestly couldn't tell and forget if it was mentioned.
 
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Andrew Kim?

You think Andy inherited his father's unfortunate genitals?
 
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Tom was a true pimp. I wouldn't be surprised if he found a way to knock up "Alice" as well.
 
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No different than the doctors children, who might also have been Toms.

That wife was far too hot for... I just didn't buy it.,

Picardo can pull, sure. I have no qualms with the fellah as a sex machine, he's a complete person. The Doctor however, is flawed, grating and annoying. The only way he would have been able to get a wife, any woman period to be that beholden to him, is if he'd found her living on the street eating beans from a can with her fingers.
 
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And all those extra shuttles? Those were the result of Tom getting it on with the ship.
 
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Guy Gardener said:
No different than the doctors children, who might also have been Toms.

That wife was far too hot for... I just didn't buy it.,

Picardo can pull, sure. I have no qualms with the fellah as a sex machine, he's a complete person. The Doctor however, is flawed, grating and annoying. The only way he would have been able to get a wife, any woman period to be that beholden to him, is if he'd found her living on the street eating beans from a can with her fingers.
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He was about to get Seven, but then the writers changed it because they were stupid.
 
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