If you had to hide the Soul Calibur sword,where would you hide it?

[KL700]

If you had to hide the mystical sword from Soul Calibur, what humorously and/or creatively witty place/s, either in the real world, or in fiction (be it in any other games universe, in movies, TV, books) would you hide it in.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

*bites tongue*

 

[Satyrquaze]

In my 'Highlander inspired' Swordspace, obviously.