Is it the END OF DAYS?! 
Well, the friendly religious guy who stalked me in my apartment's parking lot sure seemed to think so. He was waiting in his car, and as soon as he saw me leave the building, he pulled up behind me and started talking to me about the Bible. He had a pamphlet (these guys always have pamphlets!) that was titled "Are You Prepared for the Final Days?"
I mean, what if I'm not prepared? What if the Final Days come and I didn't read my pamphlet?!
What I really want to know is: How many people do these door-to-door religious folks actually convert by harassing their neighbors? If I wanted to go to church, I'd go to church. I'm well aware that they exist. It's not like they're giving me any new information.
"Hey, do you know about the Bible?"
"The Bible? What's that? I've never heard of it before!"

Well, the friendly religious guy who stalked me in my apartment's parking lot sure seemed to think so. He was waiting in his car, and as soon as he saw me leave the building, he pulled up behind me and started talking to me about the Bible. He had a pamphlet (these guys always have pamphlets!) that was titled "Are You Prepared for the Final Days?"
I mean, what if I'm not prepared? What if the Final Days come and I didn't read my pamphlet?!
What I really want to know is: How many people do these door-to-door religious folks actually convert by harassing their neighbors? If I wanted to go to church, I'd go to church. I'm well aware that they exist. It's not like they're giving me any new information.
"Hey, do you know about the Bible?"
"The Bible? What's that? I've never heard of it before!"
