I want a bat'leth!

[RoJoHen]

They're just so neat. I want one. I could hang it on my wall...or slaughter my enemies...or dice tomatoes.

Don't you want a bat'leth?

 

[greenmystik]

I prefer the Mekleth. Way nastier looking, and seems a bit more practical in its use. But the bat'leth would be awesome as well.

 

[D Man]

I would LOVE to see one of those late-night infomercials hawking the best tomato dicer ever...a bat'leth. Call now and receive TWO free mekleths for your precision cooking needs.

 

[A beaker full of death]

RoJoHen said:
They're just so neat. I want one.

So buy one.

http://www.shogunner.com/product_info.php?products_id=8505420

http://search.ebay.com/batleth_W0QQcrlpZ...atlethQQsascsZ1

 

[Gkar]

I want a pet TARG!!!

 

[Skywalker]

I want a Sovereign-class starship with all the trimmings!

And a Vulcan love slave.