I think my florist is a curmudgeon! Advice needed.

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I thought I had done everything right as far as my florist went. I posted in the threads dedicated to floral pursuits. I chortled, jested and fawned where appropriate. I forked out for a total of 74 floral arrangements to be sent far and wide and it wasn't all about the monetary investment either. I wrote sonnets, I composed ditties, some may have even got tomes..

AND I HAVE GOTTEN NOTHING.



Post here if you are also flower-less. Let us have an orgy of grassroots floral exchanges in this very thread, let us bypass the middleman entirely!!

 

[Kestra]

We were working on a special delivery for you.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

We were working on a special delivery for you.

That's hot. It's like a floral version of Flotter.

 

[An Officer]

I guess everyone thought your inbox would be too full by now, teacake...

 

[Mary Ann]

May I join your flowerless curmudgeon club?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

May I join your flowerless curmudgeon club?

For YOU macloudt ! Happy Val Day