I think I need to be banned

[EnriqueH]

I'm coming to these boards way too much!

I've been here for a month and a half, but I like it!!!

Good "community" here.

Definitely hooked. Good job.

 

[Melakon]

I spend way too much time here, sometimes more than 12 hours in a single session. but this is because I'm home about 23 hours a day.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Somewhere eddie just chuckled.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Escape is impossible.

I've tried.

 

[EnriqueH]

My God...

Am I...am I...in the Nexus???

Or am I in Tholian space?

Marooned for all eternity at the center of this message board...

BURIED ALIVE...BURIED ALIVE!!!

 

[Australis]

No, it's really Hotel California (if you're old enough to remember that).

 

[EnriqueH]

No, it's really Hotel California (if you're old enough to remember that).

Who needs to remember? They still play it over and over and over and over and over...

 

[trekkiedane]

Assimilation complete.

 

[EnriqueH]

I am EnriqueH of Borg.

 

[auntiehill]

Oh, noob, if you only knew....

 

[EnriqueH]

There is no stockade, no guard tower, noooo electronic frontier.

 

[Saga]

my advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

 

[HIjol]

Computer?

Wer-king..

 

[scotpens]

Escape is impossible.

I've tried.

Just when you think you're out... they pull you back in.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

We're sorry, Enrique. We're afraid we can't do that.

 

[Guy Gardener]

To be banned you have to do three horrible things in quick succession, and receive a warning for each.

I know that I am a wimp sometimes when I assume that I should be receiving a warning for some tosh any moment now, but then don't, because I'm not half the bad ass I think I am.

Is a good ass the opposite of a bad ass?

But good ass seems like a neutral comment compared to a great ass.

Although a giant ass is something appalling to be and a tiny ass probably indicates a life of constipation.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Your sentences are like quilts.

 

[Australis]

^ Full of random squares?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

^ Your sentences are like quilts.

They keep you warm and cosy at night?

 

[Tiberius]

There is no stockade, no guard tower, noooo electronic frontier.

Only a magnetic field that will wipe your hard drive if you ever try to leave...