I like Chinese, but I was almost going to go with the third option since I like Mexican better.
Seriously, I don't see how anyone living here can have a bland palate, unless totally by choice. Pretty much every ethnic group on Earth has a restaurant here, and most of those serve very flavorful (re: spicy) food.Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese, Korean, Afghan, Indian it doesn't matter. The hotter the better, too. The best thing is, here in the DC area, we have good restaurants of those types in abundance. When we're out, I've gotten to where if there isn't some symbol of heat next to the dish on the menu, I don't even consider ordering it. Subtle flavors my ass. I want my face to redden, my eyes to water, my nose to run, and my tongue to burn. And I'll be smiling the entire time. (Because of the endorphins, dontcha know.)
Seriously, I don't see how anyone living here can have a bland palate, unless totally by choice. Pretty much every ethnic group on Earth has a restaurant here, and most of those serve very flavorful (re: spicy) food.Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese, Korean, Afghan, Indian it doesn't matter. The hotter the better, too. The best thing is, here in the DC area, we have good restaurants of those types in abundance. When we're out, I've gotten to where if there isn't some symbol of heat next to the dish on the menu, I don't even consider ordering it. Subtle flavors my ass. I want my face to redden, my eyes to water, my nose to run, and my tongue to burn. And I'll be smiling the entire time. (Because of the endorphins, dontcha know.)
As for the Chinese food, well I live and grew up within blocks of DC's Chinatown, so I literally can't remember ever not eating it in varying qualities. And it definitely varies in quality, although I find that the further away from Chinatown or East Asian neighborhoods you get, the more the quality deteriorates.
I also like how many of the ones here used to have two separate menus, one for Americanized (all the greasy fried stuff and "usuals") and another "Secret Menu" with supposedly real Chinese food (with octopus, squid, tongue, dumplings, mostly steamed/roasted foods and other hilarity), all written in Klingon...I mean Mandarin. Mostly it's just stuff that people in the know order "off the menu", but I hear some places actually still have these.
Why would any Chinese place in the US go to the effort to round up and butcher dogs and cats (not to mention the risk if word ever got out) when theres perfectly good chicken, pork and beef available at any grocery? They eat dog back home mainly because its either all they can afford, or its the only thing available. Common sense people!
I love Chinese and Japanese food. At least I think I do. Apart from the obvious (mall food or bright red sweet and sour) I'm not really sure I know the difference between the authentic and Americanized versions. How do you tell the difference?
Why would any Chinese place in the US go to the effort to round up and butcher dogs and cats (not to mention the risk if word ever got out) when theres perfectly good chicken, pork and beef available at any grocery? They eat dog back home mainly because its either all they can afford, or its the only thing available. Common sense people!
Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese, Korean, Afghan, Indian it doesn't matter. The hotter the better, too. The best thing is, here in the DC area, we have good restaurants of those types in abundance. When we're out, I've gotten to where if there isn't some symbol of heat next to the dish on the menu, I don't even consider ordering it. Subtle flavors my ass. I want my face to redden, my eyes to water, my nose to run, and my tongue to burn. And I'll be smiling the entire time. (Because of the endorphins, dontcha know.)
Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese, Korean, Afghan, Indian it doesn't matter. The hotter the better, too. The best thing is, here in the DC area, we have good restaurants of those types in abundance. When we're out, I've gotten to where if there isn't some symbol of heat next to the dish on the menu, I don't even consider ordering it. Subtle flavors my ass. I want my face to redden, my eyes to water, my nose to run, and my tongue to burn. And I'll be smiling the entire time. (Because of the endorphins, dontcha know.)
I usually like the middle of the road when it comes to spice. No spice is bland, but I don't like spice to overpower the taste of the food. So somewhere in between banana peppers and jalapeno peppers is my prefered spiciness, most of the time.
Though recently I tried a Thai pepper which came with my ginger beef at a local Thai place. That was a mistake!![]()
Apparently while the management thought this was a great idea, a couple of people in the company subscribe to the mythos that all chinese-food consists of dog/cat meat and is cooked in bug-infested moldy-ass back-ally joints. They managed to convince everyone else this was the case and no one ate anything.
...most of it's going to homeless shelters around the area as I can't eat 500 potstickers in one go.![]()
Of course the question we REALLY need to be asking is;
Chopsticks, or fork?
*would love to make my own chinese, if only I knew what spices to use*
Of course the question we REALLY need to be asking is;
Chopsticks, or fork?
As for chopsticks...well, I've traveled alot in Asia: I lived through a month in China, about 10 weeks total in Japan, and 3 weeks in Vietnam (Cambodia doesn't count cus they use western utensils). So by now? Yeah...I can eat pretty much anything with chopsticks. Including soup.
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