I need my own TV talk show.

[FalTorPan]

Who would front your show's band?

 

[mrcoaster]

I'll play in his band. Though I do think it would be appropriate for the band to be of the Guitar Hero/Rock Band type. Sure, we could have a real band, but having a plastic instrument band working with you would really up the entertainment value of your rants.

When your show ranting against texting drivers is over, can you work on a show about what a twit Dr Phil is, too?

 

[ria 75]

Man, your misanthropy sounds so French!
That show might work in France. Especially if some of the on-location brick throwing was in America! We love to make fun of Americans.

I'd even have segments where I'd walk down the street throwing bricks at people doing stupid stuff. The guy putting his cigarette out on the sidewalk instead of a nearby ashcan? Brick!

Guy in line at a busy service-counter at a deli or other restaurant during the rush lunch unsure of what he wants to eat? Brick!

You forgot the guys who flick their cigarettes without putting them out. Everybody does that now.
And the ladies who take forever at the "fast" cash register line.
And the people who block the left side of a subway escalator.

 

[doubleohfive]

I'll play in his band. Though I do think it would be appropriate for the band to be of the Guitar Hero/Rock Band type. Sure, we could have a real band, but having a plastic instrument band working with you would really up the entertainment value of your rants.

When your show ranting against texting drivers is over, can you work on a show about what a twit Dr Phil is, too?

MY GOD! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!

 

[mrcoaster]

Shhhh...don't tell anybody.

 

[doubleohfive]

There's a thread in Misc you should read.

http://trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=71640

 

[Trekker4747]

Who would front your show's band?

Either some Guitar Hero champion or Roger Daltrey.

 

[Trekker4747]

Man, your misanthropy sounds so French!
That show might work in France. Especially if some of the on-location brick throwing was in America! We love to make fun of Americans.

On-location brick-throwing would certainly be in America. (On "real America" though.) And I'd do my best to get Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Riley on the show.

You forgot the guys who flick their cigarettes without putting them out. Everybody does that now.
And the ladies who take forever at the "fast" cash register line.
And the people who block the left side of a subway escalator.

Oh, we'll get everyone, don't worry about that!