I lover rum.

[Ashu]

I shouldnt be alllowed do toing this much, I ams o gone.

Pootr mcbun dy. He's been ngetting my text al night.

I loved him so mcu8h.

haha i neeed more boooz.

or bread. ortjing

I think inefv go to ved.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Oh god. Umm .. get thee to bed and have some water. *waits for the lock* TITS!

 

[RoJoHen]

I think she wants you as her booty call...via text.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I can't even figure out half the things she says ...

You're just lucky i don't have your number.

 

[James Bond]

Remember: Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

 

[Tim]

I've never been able to stand rum. It always makes me gag, though not as badly as Jaegermeister.

Vodka or gin, on the other hand...

 

[Ashu]

I need vodka or rum before beer.sa tjhering the beer desnt go downa aswell.

 

[RoJoHen]

Remember: Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

Meh, superstitious nonsense.

 

[RoJoHen]

I've never been able to stand rum. It always makes me gag, though not as badly as Jaegermeister.

Vodka or gin, on the other hand...

You and I could never be drinking buddies.

 

[JuanBolio]

I lover pissing in empty rum bottles and handing them to rummies.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I've never been able to stand rum. It always makes me gag, though not as badly as Jaegermeister.

Vodka or gin, on the other hand...

You and I could never be drinking buddies.

I love rum, hate vodka and love gin. There, can we be drinking buddies?

 

[RoJoHen]

It was the Jager that killed it for me. You don't like Jager, then you don't stand a chance with me.

 

[Ashu]

yho are m drinking bddty@ no one elses1 mine!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

It was the Jager that killed it for me. You don't like Jager, then you don't stand a chance with me.

I've never tried jager. I'm more than willing to experiment though ...

 

[Amaris]

I shouldnt be alllowed do toing this much, I ams o gone.

Pootr mcbun dy. He's been ngetting my text al night.

I loved him so mcu8h.

haha i neeed more boooz.

or bread. ortjing

I think inefv go to ved.

You're adorable when you're three sheets to the wind!


J.

 

[JuanBolio]

You're not making any sense. I think you should drink more.

 

[Tim]

It was the Jager that killed it for me. You don't like Jager, then you don't stand a chance with me.

I've never tried jager. I'm more than willing to experiment though ...

Think of drinking soy sauce that went off last week. That's what Jaeger tastes like to me.

I prefer the transparent fluids, along with Bailey's, beer, and more beer.

 

[JuanBolio]

This is where the real me would link you to a picture of what your toilet will soon look like.

If I act like the real me, though, I'm likely to get banned again.

You'll find out soon enough.

 

[RoJoHen]

It was the Jager that killed it for me. You don't like Jager, then you don't stand a chance with me.

I've never tried jager. I'm more than willing to experiment though ...

Think of drinking soy sauce that went off last week. That's what Jaeger tastes like to me.

Or licorice. It tastes like licorice.

 

[JuanBolio]

I hate licorice, but love Jäger. Isn't that odd?