Up until this morning, I was a writer and historian, but as of right now, I'm a filmeverythingawesomely. That's an awesome new word I just invented right now. It describes someone who writes, directs, produces, edits, and stars in trilogies. I know I have no experience, but it doesn't matter. I've watched a lot of movies, and I'm Canadian, and we all know that Toronto is often used to stand in for New York. So, yeah. Let's rock. I'm ready. ACTION!
I don't have a script yet, but I'm a filmeverythingawesomely, so who cares? I'm ready to start casting. I'm thinking Tom Hanks, Russel Crowe, and Michael Caine. Should be easy. Once their agents hear about me - and I'm expecting you all to spread the word - they'll be LINING up to star in my trilogy. You know what? Fuck a trilogy. I'm going to make a trilogy OF trilogies. And each will make nine billion dollars. On their opening weekend. Remember - I'm Canadian. We can do that here.
In fact, a few days ago, I filmed my family all singing happy birthday to my mom. It was GROUNDBREAKING. Everyone who saw it LOVED it. I'm not saying that with ego. I'm just telling you how amazing I am. Canadianly amazing.
Oh, and a few thoughts on the Trek movie. Remember, these are from my filmeverythingawesomely persepective. First of all, the CGI didn't suck, and that made the movie great. Next, it was a bit different from old Star Trek, almost like if you went back and took that old Battlestar Galactica show, and made a new version of it, with good actors and a darker plot (just as a hypothetical example). In my expert filmeverythingawesomely opinion, I think that certain scenes - like those with thet Kelvin - were somehow different than we are used to in Trek movies. And there was a smokin' hot blonde chick somewhere in there. I'll need to make sure my trilogy of trilogies has one of those. It'll really help it stand apart.
Thanks, everyone, for reading. I'm glad you had this chance to be exposed to how fucking incredible I am, and I hope that some of that sheer amazingness has rubbed off onto you all. Not that you could ever be as good as me, but if you're somewhat awesomer now, good for you.
I don't have a script yet, but I'm a filmeverythingawesomely, so who cares? I'm ready to start casting. I'm thinking Tom Hanks, Russel Crowe, and Michael Caine. Should be easy. Once their agents hear about me - and I'm expecting you all to spread the word - they'll be LINING up to star in my trilogy. You know what? Fuck a trilogy. I'm going to make a trilogy OF trilogies. And each will make nine billion dollars. On their opening weekend. Remember - I'm Canadian. We can do that here.
In fact, a few days ago, I filmed my family all singing happy birthday to my mom. It was GROUNDBREAKING. Everyone who saw it LOVED it. I'm not saying that with ego. I'm just telling you how amazing I am. Canadianly amazing.
Oh, and a few thoughts on the Trek movie. Remember, these are from my filmeverythingawesomely persepective. First of all, the CGI didn't suck, and that made the movie great. Next, it was a bit different from old Star Trek, almost like if you went back and took that old Battlestar Galactica show, and made a new version of it, with good actors and a darker plot (just as a hypothetical example). In my expert filmeverythingawesomely opinion, I think that certain scenes - like those with thet Kelvin - were somehow different than we are used to in Trek movies. And there was a smokin' hot blonde chick somewhere in there. I'll need to make sure my trilogy of trilogies has one of those. It'll really help it stand apart.
Thanks, everyone, for reading. I'm glad you had this chance to be exposed to how fucking incredible I am, and I hope that some of that sheer amazingness has rubbed off onto you all. Not that you could ever be as good as me, but if you're somewhat awesomer now, good for you.
