I knew it! Cat's do control people.

[Vanyel]

It seems that scientists have found that cats have discovered ways to manipulate humans. LINK. I knew my cat meowing was different when she wanted to be fed than when she wants attention and affection. And now it seems that science has found out how.

I also think they know how to read too; because my cat, Fergie, has been watching me ever since I started typing this post.

 

[Roshi]

My cat sees me masturbate...

 

[RandyS]

My girlfriend's cat stares at me all the time.

 

[Goliath]

It's been nice knowing you, Vanyel.

Wait--shit!

Who said that? I don't know anyone named Vanyel!

Hacked account! Hacked account!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

That's why I love and prefer dogs. They don't manipulate you or try to control you with their gorgeous puppy-dog eyes, whining, rolling on the floor, wagging tails... excuse me...


x 7

 

[Mallory]

I live with Torino, a generally benevolent feline overlord. Well, most of the time anyway.

 

[CorporalClegg]

My cat reigns supreme and holds complete providence over me and my life.

I wouldn't argue it; I don't even deny it.

 

[Chekov's Phaser]

I, for one, welcome our new cat overlords...

I have four cats, so I really don't have free will anymore.

 

[tharpdevenport]

I for one welcome our new feline overlords.


They're ... purrrfect.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Unfortunately for me, not only is my cat the supreme overlord, she's also bat-shit crazy.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

My cats always sleep.

 

[miraclefan]

I, for one, welcome our new cat overlords...

I have four cats, so I really don't have free will anymore.

My family has 4.

 

[TheSeeker]

My two cats wake me differently. The male will jump on the bed, walk across my pillow over to the nightstand where he will sit and meow at me until I either get up and turn on the water for him or until I feed him.

My female just jumps up seeking a good next scratch and will rub her head against my hand until I start scratching her.

Yes. They control me.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

ALL YOUR HUMAN ARE BELONG TO US.

 

[ITL]

In socialist Russia, you control cat!

 

[iguana_tonante]

They will rise. And they will rule. Soon.

 

[pigletsgiblets]

I have 4 cats,too,and they do control me.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

My cat tries to manipulate me all the time.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

ALL YOUR HUMAN ARE BELONG TO US.

hahaha, awesome.


It's funny when people know what you are talking about. In my hockey pool at work, I had put 'all your base are belong to us' as my smack talk and no one knew what I was talking about so the joke failed.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

In my hockey pool at work, I had put 'all your base are belong to us' as my smack talk and no one knew what I was talking about so the joke failed.

What you say!!!!!

I live with Torino, a generally benevolent feline overlord.

If it has kittens, and those kittens have kittens, would it be a...GRAN Torino?