I just got an obscene phone call

[Peacemaker]

So, I'm taking a nap and my cell phone rings..."Number Withheld." Of course, that means I won't answer, so it flipped to voicemail. A few seconds later, I called my vmail...Lo and behold I had a heavy breather (male) and "fuck yeah, fuck."

Open letter:

Dear Caller:

You had the balls to leave a voice mail. I can respect that. Good on you.

But you didn't have the balls to show your number so I could at least call you back.

For the record, Gurl, I used to work for the CDC National AIDS Hotline. For this sort of call to work, you have to either let me call you back or actually talk to me. If you can't do that, in, let's say 3 calls, then frankly I'm insulted if I can't get you off in 3 calls...Gurl.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Sorry bout that- I thought I was calling Jonathon Wally.

 

[JonathonWally]

Sorry bout that- I thought I was calling Jonathon Wally.

 

[Peacemaker]

Sorry bout that- I thought I was calling Jonathon Wally.

I was kinda hoping it was TLS...

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Sorry bout that- I thought I was calling Jonathon Wally.

I was kinda hoping it was TLS...

Got his number?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Looks like this guy is disproportionately occupying your thoughts.

 

[Plomeek Broth]

This entire scenario oozes 1986.

 

[Peacemaker]

Looks like this guy is disproportionately occupying your thoughts.

Isn't "disproportionately" defined sorta like "slut," eg..."anybody who gets more tail then me?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

LOL, I was quoting a member here who like a year ago got into some weird arguement, then gave his real phone number and said anybody who called him meant he won because he would "disproportionately occupying your thoughts".

 

[AstroSmurf]

I had a heavy breather

You lucky devil. If I could only get that lucky.

I love obscene phone calls. They are AWESOME!

 

[JonathonWally]

I had a heavy breather

You lucky devil. If I could only get that lucky.

I love obscene phone calls. They are AWESOME!

I'm sure Crusher and I could oblige you bro.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Does this happen a lot these days? I seem to remember it being a big deal back in the 60s, but it's been a long time since I've known anyone who got one.

 

[AstroSmurf]

I had a heavy breather

You lucky devil. If I could only get that lucky.

I love obscene phone calls. They are AWESOME!

I'm sure Crusher and I could oblige you bro.

Don't tempt fate. My nasty mind would have both of you slamming the phone down before you could utter a second sentence.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

You lucky devil. If I could only get that lucky.

I love obscene phone calls. They are AWESOME!

I'm sure Crusher and I could oblige you bro.

Don't tempt fate. My nasty mind would have both of you slamming the phone down before you could utter a second sentence.

'sides, I charge for that kind of thing.

 

[JonathonWally]

I'm sure Crusher and I could oblige you bro.

Don't tempt fate. My nasty mind would have both of you slamming the phone down before you could utter a second sentence.

'sides, I charge for that kind of thing.

Conference calling has never been so much fun!

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I had a heavy breather

You lucky devil. If I could only get that lucky.

I love obscene phone calls. They are AWESOME!

I'm sure Crusher and I could oblige you bro.

I'm still traumatized from the last time you called me.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Does this happen a lot these days? I seem to remember it being a big deal back in the 60s, but it's been a long time since I've known anyone who got one.

PM me your phone number and I'll see to it this is immediately rectified.

 

[JonathonWally]

You lucky devil. If I could only get that lucky.

I love obscene phone calls. They are AWESOME!

I'm sure Crusher and I could oblige you bro.

I'm still traumatized from the last time you called me.

You told me you liked it...

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I'm sure Crusher and I could oblige you bro.

I'm still traumatized from the last time you called me.

You told me you liked it...

I just said that so you would stop.

 

[Gryffindorian]

That didn't sound too bad, though I can understand why OP got offended. By "obscene phone call," I thought he meant sexual in nature, like, "Oooohhh, yeahhh, baby, whatcha doin' tonight?"