I just got a posting on FMYLIFE.com! lol

[Danoz]

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/7261053

 

[cardinal biggles]

Condolences, dude.

 

[captcalhoun]

i might be more impressed if i had a clue what fmylife.com was.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/7261053

The defenition of mixed emotions.

i might be more impressed if i had a clue what fmylife.com was.

F stands for fuck as in "fuck my life. People basically post unpleasant, but often highly ironic and amusing, stories about their life.

 

[tomalak301]

^People post that kind of stuff on Twitter all the time. All I have to say to that is if you're life was really "fucked" than you have some serious issues.

 

[TheBrew]

Sorry dude. I wish you hadn't posted that link to FML because now I have a case of schadenfreude that arises whenever I read that site.

Now I feel terrible.

 

[sojourner]

If he was an employee and you have proof you can get him fired. Relations with the guests is not allowed. ever.

 

[SmoothieX]

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/7261053

Did you fuck Jane?

 

[Tom Riley]

If he was an employee and you have proof you can get him fired. Relations with the guests is not allowed. ever.

She wasn't a guest... it says it was while she worked there...

 

[rafterman1701]

That was you? I read that today. Not sure you should admit it though.