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I just can't say no to a Girl Guide...

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No, not a tale of uniform fetishes, but rather my amusement at the craftiness of the local Girl Guides (I think they're called Girl Scouts in the USA, to help our foreign readers. ;) )

They had a girl stationed at the end of the supermarket checkout "to help bag your groceries for you". After my initial surprise at the presence of (more obvious than usual) child labour in the local Tesco, the shrewdness of the ploy became evident.

Firstly, the girl in question is too short and small to actually handle many of the bulky items, forcing you to chat and play with her while ostensibly going along with the charade of her bagging your groceries. Secondly, they clearly sent out the more photogenic and well-spoken young girls to do the bagging, encouraging rapport and play. Thirdly, they were well-trained to inform you of what they were raising money for in a charmingly childish way.

In short, you're a captive audience, held there for some time, in full sight of the world and it's impossible to walk away from the till without giving them some money. A marvellously ingenious way of their raising cash. I felt duty-bound to reward such a clever use of psychology in advertising.

And to move this thread on from mere anecdote to query:

What's the cleverest (or funniest) way someone managed to get you to part with money? Could be for charity or for a business, but must be ingenious! :D
 
You should respond with superior psychology.

You thank them for their help, then tell them you have already paid them, by giving them the pleasure of anticipating the receipt of some money. :p
 
You've just solved a mystery. I always wondered what the Who were referring to in "A Quick One While He's Away" when they sing "Little girl guide, why don't you stop your crying?"

I can't recall anyone cleverly extorting small cash from me, but I can confirm that I used to be one of those irresistible girl scouts who could charm single customers into purchasing dozens of boxes of cookies in one go. I have the pictures and badges to prove it. :)
 
You should respond with superior psychology.

You thank them for their help, then tell them you have already paid them, by giving them the pleasure of anticipating the receipt of some money. :p

The thing is, the ploy worked so well that I was actually happy to part with some change. THAT'S how good it was. :D

You've just solved a mystery. I always wondered what the Who were referring to in "A Quick One While He's Away" when they sing "Little girl guide, why don't you stop your crying?"

I'm clearly just full of do-gooding today. :)

I can't recall anyone cleverly extorting small cash from me, but I can confirm that I used to be one of those irresistible girl scouts who could charm single customers into purchasing dozens of boxes of cookies in one go. I have the pictures and badges to prove it. :)

:lol:

I'm pleased you were indoctrinated in the Art of Capitalism at such a young age. I suspect I would have been putty in your scouting hands. Well, cookie dough, anyway.
 
I always fall for the bikini clad high school cheerleaders holding fund-raising car washes.
 
Well there was the time I told a Brownie Mother that she was teaching her daughter how to be either a hooker or a barmaid by standing on the curb trying to sell things to strange men who paid her daughter expecting to get something in return.

What can I say, it the middle of a bad year and I was in a bastard sort of mindset 24/7 that year.
 
My little blonde, blue-eyed neighbor is the tiniest, cutest little thing you have ever seen. She knocks on the door this Fall with her school's fund-raising catalog.

"Hi. My school's raising money." She sticks the catalog in my face and grins. "What do you want to buy?"

Needless to say, I purchased about 18 bucks worth of gift wrap I probably really didn't need. But how could I not? The kid has a voice like Minnie Mouse and lives right next door, for God's sake. :lol:
 
You've just solved a mystery. I always wondered what the Who were referring to in "A Quick One While He's Away" when they sing "Little girl guide, why don't you stop your crying?"

I can't recall anyone cleverly extorting small cash from me, but I can confirm that I used to be one of those irresistible girl scouts who could charm single customers into purchasing dozens of boxes of cookies in one go. I have the pictures and badges to prove it. :)

i can has thinmints?
 
Ugh! I hate that! I'm really way too serious about the way my shopping is packed. :o

I did sneakily pack the more sensitive items myself and let the girl pack the more simple rectangular/sturdy items instead. Hey, gotta teach her that she has to earn her pay! Anyway, kids these days still play Tetris or some clone of it, I'd have thought, so they already know the basics of decent packing... :D

Mind you, that guide's on a fairly decent hourly rate if you think about it. Say 12 customers per hour, given it was a busy day, and each person donating two to three quid. That little girl is earning about £30 per hour, which at her tender age isn't bad. ;)
 
The Salvation Army are doing pretty well out of me this Christmas (not that I mind :) ) - the first time we saw one of their kettles (actually a plastic ball with a money slot, suspended from a hook) this year, young master trampledamage went to investigate. So I gave him some coins and I was going to lift him up so he could put the coins in the slot, but the chap looking after the collections tipped up the ball so young master trampledamage could reach it himself.

Since then, he's been listening out for their bell-ringing and asks for coins whenever he finds a collection going on. He loves putting the coins in by himself.
 
Children are great extorts. We had a few kids show us around a small seaside town some years ago, very good they were at at it, too. We each of us gave them about $20, and there were at least half a dozen in my group. I suspect they were probably the primary earners in their household, so I was happy to hand it over.
 
Why are you bothered?
You had an amusing encounter, she raised money.
I think it good :)

Merry Christmas Scrouge :p
 
You've just solved a mystery. I always wondered what the Who were referring to in "A Quick One While He's Away" when they sing "Little girl guide, why don't you stop your crying?"

And in one of those strange cases of synchronicity, I just re-watched the pilot episode of The Sarah Jane Adventures, and there was a reference to Girl Guides in there, too.

Probably one of those things that my mind just dismissed as "one of those British references" the first time around.
 
I always fall for the bikini clad high school cheerleaders holding fund-raising car washes.

I usually fall for that one too.

Over here, the Girl Scout troops set up a table at the grocer's front door and snag you on your way into and out of the stores.:scream:

At least this last year I managed to get out of the store with only four boxes. :)
 
I always fall for the bikini clad high school cheerleaders holding fund-raising car washes.
:D
For some reason the last time I had my car washed by the cheerleaders they had me stay in the car. It was a nice dueling "Cool Hand Luke" moment. Needless to say, they got a nice tip.
 
I used to work in San Francisco, and I often saw people sitting or standing on street corners asking for change. One day, a guy was holding a sign that said, "Please help! My family was abducted by ninjas and I need money for karate lessons." I got a good laugh out of that one, and if I hadn't been on the light rail at the time, I would have given him a quarter just for the entertainment value.
 
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