I guess i can't m******** to the Uhura Burgr King cup!

[RJDiogenes]

According to Eric von Daniken, it was the Ancient Astronauts that taught this technique to early man.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

The only one I didn't get was Kirk, no big deal they will show up at the local Swap 'n' Shop for about $5 or more. so F that deal.

 

[Holdfast]

According to Eric von Daniken, it was the Ancient Astronauts that taught this technique to early man.

Ah, the TRUE origin of all the Eastern philosophy Carradine used to talk about....

 

[Michael]

Just out of curiosity, why has the original title of this thread been censored?

 

[Squiggy]

Because "masturbation" is apparently rated R and this forum is moderated by nuns.

 

[Holdfast]

... this forum is moderated by nuns.

Not any longer. Julie Andrews has quit.

I want to start an MA thread complaining about the insufficient number of asterisks in the censorship. Lack of spelling prowess is a serious detriment in a moderator.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Sory.

 

[Jayson]

I am outraged! I can only asume the Jonas brother had a hand in editing my thread. They don't want people to know that there playing a role in preventing lonley nerds like me in being able to masturbate! I can only hope there is a bunch of teenage girls who are reading this thread who will get back at them and not masturbate themselves to the Jonas brothers! Them and Mr Slave.

Jason

 

[sidious618]

I can only hope there is a bunch of teenage girls who are reading this thread who will get back at them and not masturbate themselves to the Jonas brothers!

That will show them.

 

[SPOCKED]

Because "masturbation" is apparently rated R and this forum is moderated by nuns.

Nuns and Moses

 

[Neroon]

Nuns and Moses

Don't forget the 10 plagues:

• T'Bonz
  Spiff
  JKTim
  Locutus of Bored
  Captain Ice
  RJDiogenes
  the 4th hanson bro
  Captain Robau
  Megan Fox
  JJ Abrams

 

[RJDiogenes]

I just got a vision of giant clouds of grapes descending upon Egypt....