I got this in the mail yesterday...

[Daneel]

Well, Star Trek appears to be popular once again, and accordingly everyone seems to be trying to cash in on that. This is what came through my mail slot yesterday afternoon:

It's a brochure for a local cemetery and visitation centre.

One would presume that it's just part of the junk mail all the people in my building usually get, and they didn't actually know that a Trek fan lives here.

Unless, of course, they're using their satellites to spy on me again...

Either way, I just thought I'd share it with y'all. Anyone else ever gotten anything like this in the mail?

 

[ChristopherPike]

On the otherhand, it wasn't such a great success with James Doohan's ashes.

Realistically, what does it matter? It's a nice sentiment but I won't be around to enjoy it...

 

[miraclefan]

Now who pays for this? do you pay them before you die, or do you put that burden on your family? I mean how does this work?

 

[Ward Fowler]

My plan is much like Riker's. I plan to live forever.

 

[Xerxes1979]

I plan to donate my body to science followed by cremation.

I find cementaries the second worst use of land behind golf courses.

 

[Jono]

Now who pays for this? do you pay them before you die, or do you put that burden on your family? I mean how does this work?

You just tell them you'll wire the money to them once the "mothership" picks you up from orbit.

 

[miraclefan]

My plan is much like Riker's. I plan to live forever.

Ya, that will happen.

I plan to donate my body to science followed by cremation.

I find cementaries the second worst use of land behind golf courses.

I like the way you THINK! mostley because that's exactly how I feel!

 

[Gary7]

Silly...

Ashes won't have any useful DNA.