I finally found something more useful than Neelix

[jibrilmudo]

Humanity's first attempt at a food replicator.... the Foodini!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/456763017/designed-for-healthy-eating-foodini-a-3d-food-prin

It looks like I can finally live my dream of replacing my $1 squeeze bottles with an expensive, hard-to-clean, unreliable machine that does the job half as well.

 

[Saturn0660]

If i have to go though the trouble of cutting mixing chopping and loading the damn thing then why bother. Why not save $1500 and make it all yourself. I sure as shit know it's doesn't take me 6 Hours to make dinner like she thinks it does.

 

[bbjeg]

It really took you that long to find something better than Neelix?

 

[Melakon]

A George Foreman Grill is better than Neelix.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

A George Foreman Grill is better than Neelix.

 

[jibrilmudo]

It really took you that long to find something better than Neelix?

I didn't want to hurt his feelings with something too good, just marginally better.

 

[bbjeg]

Maybe in ten years when food printing is more perfected, easily produced, and at an Average Joe price, it'll get my attention.

Edit: Wow, my grandfather said that about computers, and he loves his tablet.

 

[Melakon]

^ Likewise, but I'll be using mine to make a printable Angelina Jolie.

Edit: Or to keep it within topic, a printable Jeri Ryan.

 

[bbjeg]

^An edible Jeri Ryan doesn't sound bad.

 

[Pondwater]

That could be done faster with a food processor and a cookie press.

 

[picardo]

c'mon, Neelix is a fine guy, he even keeps up the crew morale!

 

[bbjeg]

^That's debatable.

 

[Melakon]

To be fair, that was Tuvok's holodeck simulation of Neelix, with the Annoyance level cranked up to 11.

 

[Drone]

C'mon now folks!!! Neelix, besides being future ambassadorial material, was a complex, multi-faceted character with many capabilities. The fact that they were shielded or made less apparent by virtue of his demeanor (which in itself was reflective of the richness of his backstory), doesn't mean that it is too terribly difficult to make the effort to discern them.


IMO, it's far too easy to fall into the cheap and tiresome cynicism of critics like say, SF Debris, who are quite knowledgable, but can't seem to resist taking the facile path in discussing this character. Although active here for just a short time, I think my hope that the thoughtfulness of the vast majority of members on this forum far exceeds what one experiences in a number of other venues, is a reasonable one and won't be dashed!!!!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Although active here for just a short time, I think my hope that the thoughtfulness of the vast majority of members on this forum far exceeds what one experiences in a number of other venues, is a reasonable one and won't be dashed!!!!

We will crush this out of you.

Also, even Q did it so I think that means it is okay.

 

[exodus]

I rather be friends with Neelix, someone that would remain your friend almost unconditionally than be friends with someone like Tuvok who would sell you out if he felt it was logical.


Drone, you have my support.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Things I'd rather do with Neelix than Tuvok:

Pub crawl.
Disney Land (is that one word?)
Any kind of pleasure planet.

Things I'd rather do with Tuvok than Neelix:

Museum trip. I could not stand Neelix's nattering and effusiveness, and would enjoy Tuvok's tour guide like factlets.
Botanical Gardens (though I'd rather have Sulu)
The Zoo.

In the desert island scenario I'm afraid I have to go with Neelix. I'd be too lonely with Tuvok.

 

[exodus]

Things I'd rather do with Neelix than Tuvok:

Pub crawl.
Disney Land (is that one word?)
Any kind of pleasure planet.

Things I'd rather do with Tuvok than Neelix:

Museum trip. I could not stand Neelix's nattering and effusiveness, and would enjoy Tuvok's tour guide like factlets.
Botanical Gardens (though I'd rather have Sulu)
The Zoo.

In the desert island scenario I'm afraid I have to go with Neelix. I'd be too lonely with Tuvok.

I kinda picture Tuvok talking down to whomever he was with on a museum trip. I'd rather go to a Yankees game with Neelix.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

He would be useful for fetching the hot dogs.

 

[HIjol]

Although active here for just a short time, I think my hope that the thoughtfulness of the vast majority of members on this forum far exceeds what one experiences in a number of other venues, is a reasonable one and won't be dashed!!!!

We will crush this out of you.

Also, even Q did it so I think that means it is okay.

Yeah, and torture, even...