I can't believe I missed the end of the Robau thread...

[stonester1]

...but Robau never ends. He just directs his ass kicking in another direction.

My fav post in the last couple pages...

Darth Vader: Do not be too proud of this technological terror you've created. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force, and the Force is insignificant next to the power of Robau. Chuck Norris is somewhere up there too, so your cute little Death Star is quite a few steps from the top of the awesomeness ladder. I'll admit I like the vending machine you have in the break-room, though.

 

[6079SmithW]

Indeed. It was the end of an era, but all good things must come to an end I suppose. His thread was the only reason I made an account here. Now I feel lost, empty...

May Captain Robau live forever and may his badassness be unsurpassed!

(Sigh) I guess there's still the shouting thread, and the five word stories, oh and banning people. Maybe life is still worth living after all?

 

[Broccoli]

In before the lock?

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

In after the lock

 

[Skellington]

^ Only the Robau himself can get in after the lock.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

^ By prying the lock off with his cold dead hands?

 

[M'Sharak]

^ By prying the lock off with his cold dead hands?

Of course not. Robau just looks at it, and the lock invites him in.



And on that note...

(There is only the One Robau Thread. There can be no other - it is the way of things.)