I came up with this one for hte next generations captions

[NathanielM]

This is an encore post.

I thought it was funny.

On the first day of Patrolling
my First Officer gave to me

A cup of Earl Gray Hot.

On the second day of Patrolling
my First Officer gave to me.
Two tribbles purring
And a cup of Earl Gray Hot.

On the third day of Patrolling
my First Officer gave to me.
Three French Wines
Two tribbles purring,
And a cup of Earl Gray Hot.

On the fourth day of Patrolling
my First Officer gave to me.
Four Dying redshirts,
Three French Wines
Two tribbles purring,
And a cup of Earl Gray Hot.

On the fifth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me.
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.

On the sixth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me.
Six farts from Worf,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.

On the seventh day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six farts from Worf,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.

On the eighth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me,
Eight drinks from Guinan,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six farts from Worf,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.

On the ninth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me,
Nine pictures of Beverly Naked,
Eight drinks from Guinan,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six farts from Worf,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.

On the tenth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me,
Ten Quotations from Data,
Nine pictures of Beverly Naked,
Eight drinks from Guinan,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six farts from Worf,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.

On the eleventh day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me.
Eleven Phasers blasting,
Ten Quotations from Data,
Nine pictures of Beverly Naked,
Eight drinks from Guinan,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six farts from Worf,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.

On the twelfth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer sent to me,
Twelve streaking Betazoids,
Eleven Phasers blasting,
Ten Quotations from Data,
Nine pictures of Beverly Naked,
Eight drinks from Guinan,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six farts from Worf,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of Earl Gray Hot.

 

[Geoff]

I'm sure my ten year-old son would find that hilarious...

And, just curious, is this considered "literature?"

 

[Smiley]

The redshirts and especially the tribbles are more appropriate for TOS than TNG. Maybe bars of latinum and canisters of warp plasma could be substituted.

 

[JD]

Not to be rude or anything, but what exactly does this have to do with the books/comics?

 

[Rosalind]

Re: I came up with this one for hte next generations caption

^ nothing, I think someone posted in the wrong forum.

I'm sending it over to TNG. Goodbye!