I Am Pregnant...

[Taylirious]

With My Girlfriends Baby!

We were safe. It was the back of a 78 Pinto we were listening to Lady Gaga and sharing a Big Mac with fries. The horror!!! She accused me of sleeping with the late shift manager at the Taco Bell But Austin likes boys!!!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Isn't the 78 Pinto the one that would spontaneously catch fire in the butt?

 

[Taylirious]

Story of my life!

 

[Amaris]

I wrote a My Little Pony fiction about Rainbow Dash buying a Ford Pinto.

 

[Taylirious]

^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinto_horse

Have we seen Pinto ponies?

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

I wrote a My Little Pony fiction about Rainbow Dash buying a Ford Pinto.

Are you sure she wasn't trying to mate with the Pinto?

 

[Australis]

I have no idea what I have just read. I must be too old.

 

[Taylirious]

You have read the future, 2269!

 

[Australis]

No. Nope. Nup. Nooo.

My humour bone is broken and my knowledge muscle has been sprained.

 

[RoJoHen]

I have no idea what I have just read. I must be too old.

I understand the proper nouns, but I don't understand how they fit together.

 

[Mary Ann]

Pretty much this, yes.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Isn't the 78 Pinto the one that would spontaneously catch fire in the butt?

If they are hit, there was indeed a risk of explosion and fire.

 

[Sector 7]

I have no idea what I have just read. I must be too old.

I understand the proper nouns, but I don't understand how they fit together.

Maybe the poster is high or quoting "song" lyrics? Otherwise, I agree with you both. The words are there, but the meaning is lost.

OTOH, if you were eating McDonald's in the back of a 1978 Pinto... you have larger issues to worry about, like how in the world you can pay to raise a baby.

My girlfriend owned a 1977 Pinto... but, that was in 1977!

Can you hook me up with Austin, the late shift manager at Taco Bell?

 

[Amaris]

^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinto_horse

Have we seen Pinto ponies?

Nope, we've seen Arabian horses, but not Pintos in the show.

I wrote a My Little Pony fiction about Rainbow Dash buying a Ford Pinto.

Are you sure she wasn't trying to mate with the Pinto?

Nah, I don't write those. All of my stories are sweet, and full of good feelings. There is an explosion in this story, though.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I am wondering...

What the point of this is.


I am closing...

The thread.


I am missing...

When people used to start threads meant to create discussion.