How would you escape from hungry wolves,like in The Grey film?

[Cingular]

If you were in a similar situation in real life to the film The Grey, where you had to try and escape from a pack of hungry wolves, what creatively and/or humorously witty things would you try to do, to either defeat and/or escape from them, if you didn't have any loaded weapon/s available.

 

[Lonemagpie]

I'd try to team up with them for mutual survival...

 

[Borgminister]

Isn't there an app for that?

 

[davejames]

I'd fashion a suit of armor out of the metal from the crashed plane and become.... Aluminum Man!

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Do I have a companion I could kneecap & sacrifice for my greater good?

 

[Balrog]

I'd surround myself with acquaintances wearing meat suits.

 

[Redfern]

I'd lace up a pair of running shoes...

"But, you can't outrun a hungry wolf!"

True, I can't. I just have to outrun any fellow survivors.

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Mooch]

I'd stay in the airplane like a non-moron. Either that or else tie them all to a sled and away we go!

 

[Admiral2]

Nothing. I'm hopelessly out of shape so I'd be like that wheezing guy that bought it in his sleep.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I'd fart in their general direction.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Walk up to the biggest baddest wolf in the pack and knock him out with one punch.

 

[Brikar99]

Wake up from the Matrix.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Say"who's a good boy" repeatedly.

 

[auntiehill]

Be a calm and assertive pack leader.






Yeah, OK, who are we kidding? My fat ass would probably freeze to death in the plane wreckage, and then I'd be dog chow.

 

[Brikar99]

Yeah, OK, who are we kidding? My fat ass would probably freeze to death in the plane wreckage, and then I'd be dog chow.

With my luck, I wouldn't even survive the crash.

 

[TemporalFlux]

I would just sing Duran Duran songs and hope that worked; but that's really my strategy in every aspect of life.

 

[Redfern]

I would just sing Duran Duran songs...

Let me guess..."Hungry Like the Wolf"?

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I'd blast CNN at them. If it successfully fights the wolves off, then I would qualify as a wolf blitzer.

 

[Admiral2]

I'd blast CNN at them. If it successfully fights the wolves off, then I would qualify as a wolf blitzer.

Badump-cheesh!

 

[Samurai8472]

I'd fashion a suit of armor out of the metal from the crashed plane and become.... Aluminum Man!

Aluminum Man! da! da! da! da! da!