How to make a peanut butter sandwich

[Trippy]

Desmond:

a. get Dharma peanut butter
b. press button
c. get Dharma jelly
d. press button
e. unwrap Dharma freeze dried bread
f. press button
g. assemble sandwich
h. press button
i. feel explosion and capture intruders
j. eat peanut butter and jelly sandwich "in another life, brotha!"
k. enjoy a plethora of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in an alt/universe, even though it feels wrong

 

[MikeS]

Ana-Lucia

1. Shoot peanut butter sandwich

 

[TheGodBen]

Miles:

1. Find some crust and crumbs
2. Closes eyes and determines what the ingredients for the sandwich were
3. Doesn't like the use of wholemeal bread for the sandwich so makes a sarcastic comment


Tom:

1. Steals someone else's sandwich
2. Is ordered to give that sandwich back but he helps steal three more sandwiches
3. He loses two of the sandwiches but becomes friendly with the third
4. Kisses some dude

 

[Jaron]

MIB

1. Make peanut butter sandwich.
2. Judge sandwich unworthy and destroy it.
3. Crack open a bottle of wine instead.

 

[Hunter X]

Steve
1. Make a peanut butter sandwich.
2. Another castaway mistakes it for Scott's.

 

[Jaron]

Frogurt
1: Complain loudly about other people's inability to make sandwiches.
2: Get killed by peanut butter and irony sandwich.

 

[Hober Mallow]

Ben Linus
1. Make a tuna sandwich.
2. Tell everyone with a straight face it's a peanut butter sandwich.