How often do you get laid?

[Robert Maxwell]

I get laid on an irregular basis since taking a job in New Jersey. I've found myself in a bit of a shit position sexually since my wife is 700 miles away and I don't always have a girlfriend nearby.

So, I pretty much only get laid when I go back to Indiana to see my wife, or fool around with a girl around here. Either way, it's utterly fantastic! I bounce with joy whenever I make a "direct deposit," especially when she gives me a "bonus," too.

I decided it might be interesting to see how other people get laid. Are you laid daily? Weekly? Every two weeks? Monthly? Semi-annually? Or are you a virgin and feeling left out by this thread?

Please enjoy my pole.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Please enjoy my pole.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Please enjoy my pole.

Offering?

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Please enjoy my pole.

Offering?

Well, I'd have to get to know you first.

 

[auntiehill]

Um...you're cheating on your wife? How charming.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Um...you're cheating on your wife? How charming.

Ah, this only proves how not well-known I am around here. We have an open relationship. I have discussed it at length in other threads around here and it didn't occur to me to mention it here, so there you go.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Well it's generally daily but there are some days where we take a rest or don't have time when our work times don't permit it.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Please enjoy my pole.

Offering?

Well, I'd have to get to know you first.

Wine you and dine you?

 

[auntiehill]

Ah.

I generally choose to avoid those threads, hence my ignorance. My apologies.

Although, I can't help but wonder why you are so interested in other people's sex lives. I can't say that I've ever really wanted to know that much about other people.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Offering?

Well, I'd have to get to know you first.

Wine you and dine you?

Are you buying? This deal is looking better and better...

Ah.

I generally choose to avoid those threads, hence my ignorance. My apologies.

Although, I can't help but wonder why you are so interested in other people's sex lives? I can't say that I've ever really wanted to know that much about other people.

I'm really not that interested, I just wanted to spoof I Am Legend's thread and make bad jokes.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Although, I can't help but wonder why you are so interested in other people's sex lives. I can't say that I've ever really wanted to know that much about other people.

I started a thread titled "How often do you get paid?". Seems he got a brain wave to change a letter.

 

[auntiehill]

OK. My faith in humanity is now restored.


For the next 20 seconds, anyway.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Although, I can't help but wonder why you are so interested in other people's sex lives. I can't say that I've ever really wanted to know that much about other people.

I started a thread titled "How often do you get paid?". Seems he got a brain wave to change a letter.

Yep, you inspired me to make a parody thread.

 

[SeerSGB]

Been a while, wife's 7 months preggers and I think the general rule of thumb is that if she ever sees it again she's going to neuter me

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Been a while, wife's 7 months preggers and I think the general rule of thumb is that if she ever sees it again she's going to neuter me

Dude, that sucks. Pregnant sex is the bomb.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Been a while, wife's 7 months preggers and I think the general rule of thumb is that if she ever sees it again she's going to neuter me

Dude, that sucks. Pregnant sex is the bomb.

Oh God that's sick. I wouldn't dare have sex with a pregnant woman. If or should I say hopefully when my Wife gets pregnant I'm considering her a no go area for 9 months.

 

[captcalhoun]

2002...

 

[Kestra]

Ah.

I generally choose to avoid those threads, hence my ignorance. My apologies.

Although, I can't help but wonder why you are so interested in other people's sex lives? I can't say that I've ever really wanted to know that much about other people.

I'm really not that interested, I just wanted to spoof I Am Legend's thread and make bad jokes.

Frankly I'm shocked that you would do something so crude and tasteless.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Ah.

I generally choose to avoid those threads, hence my ignorance. My apologies.

Although, I can't help but wonder why you are so interested in other people's sex lives? I can't say that I've ever really wanted to know that much about other people.

I'm really not that interested, I just wanted to spoof I Am Legend's thread and make bad jokes.

Frankly I'm shocked that you would do something so crude and tasteless.

Stow that and give me the juicy details of your sex life already.

 

[Mallory]

I'm married and we sleep together every night, so the answer is "Pretty much whenever we feel like it".