Hotel Porn...

[Gil T.Azell]

As he booked into a hotel, the man said to the receptionist,
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she says, "It's regular porn, you sick bastard."

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

So ... is this a joke thread? What are we supposed to do here?

 

[Mr. B]

LOL, that's a good one.

 

[Rÿcher]

A man asks the receptionist at a hotel front desk if she holds stationary. She tells him, "yeah but if you touch my clit, I go nuts".

 

[Gepard]

Q: Why should you bow your head when you pray?

A:

Spoiler: Answer

So when Jesus comes into your heart, he doesn't get any on your face.

 

[Turbo]

 

[Ethros]

Just to stop the joking a sec, I've heard that thing about people asking for the hotel porn to be disabled before.
I ask why? If you don't like it and don't want to watch it... then don't watch it!
Are all these religious folk worried they'll otherwise spend the whole night tossing and turning (steady) worried about being tempted to put it on and start beating off like mad?

 

[Turbo]

It's possible that they have two rooms, one of which has kids (or a kid) and they don't want the little ones watching porn and/or charging it to the room.

 

[RJDiogenes]

The first porn movie I ever saw was at a hotel in Boston. My friend and I had a table at a Creation comic book convention (The Sunday Funnies, they used to call it) for two days and had a room for the night. We saw that they had (soft core) porn, so we ordered a movie called The Cheerleaders. Despite the fact that we were sixteen, we had no trouble getting it. The 70s were great.