Horrible Joke

[USS Triumphant]

A one-earred Bajoran storms through the door to Quark's bar, announcing, "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my pagh!"

 

[Avon]

why one earred?

 

[UssGlenn]

because you feel the pagh by holding the ear.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

This joke is worse:

What package delivery service do Bajoran religious leaders use?

VedEx.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

What do you call an overwieght Cardassian?

A Lardassian! Hur hurr hurrr durrrrrr.

 

[USS Triumphant]

Hey, those are pretty good, in a "I'm groaning in pain" sort of way.

I know y'all have probably heard the ones in "One Night At Quark's Bar" by Luke Ski, but in case you haven't:

What piece of Starfleet equipment costs 75 cents? A Tri-quarter.

What do you call a Cardassian officer that goes around in circles? Gul DeSac.

Who is the funniest guy in the Ferengi fleet? Daimon Wayans.

 

[Supernuke]

Hey, those are pretty good, in a "I'm groaning in pain" sort of way.

I know y'all have probably heard the ones in "One Night At Quark's Bar" by Luke Ski, but in case you haven't:

What piece of Starfleet equipment costs 75 cents? A Tri-quarter.

What do you call a Cardassian officer that goes around in circles? Gul DeSac.

Who is the funniest guy in the Ferengi fleet? Daimon Wayans.

That could also work as "Who is the least funny guy in the Ferengi Fleet?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

"This girl's hangin on to me day and night, I can't get rid of her - what would you call her?"

"A Klingon!"

"AH HA HA HA HA"

"HA HA HAAAA"

 

[T'Girl]

edit; on second thought, it wasn't that funny.

 

[Tosk]

I remember a joke I made up during the first season of DS9. I was so proud.

What do Bajorans and Ferengi have in common?

They both worship the profits. (Obviously it's a tell, don't spell joke.)

I make myself sad.

 

[Mike Have-Not]

Morn walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"

 

[Rush Limborg]

^And speaking of Morn...his "funniest joke in the universe":


Biblism finger fink.

Obligatory quotient joke fellow.

Coconut concertina cosmological argument.

Banks fall fish story.

Inculpate minuteman! Stress certify lecithin?

Hard-hearted dill, I domineer mindreader setuple garden fly honysuckle garbage poultry rimfire?

GREENPEACE!!!

Change is the ultimate solution.