CarpNCaptain
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Hey Faggots,
My name is Tony, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid star ships. You are everything bad in the world that doesn't involve the weapons my company produces falling into the hands of borgs. Honestly, ave any of you ever built an actuated exoskeleton and arc reactor in class three delta star ship? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own problems with ice build-up at high altitudes, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than stealing my plans and reverse engineering my original prototype.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best proton missile. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the head of a huge multinational defense contractor, and I built a fucking robot. What hobbies do you have, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also got straight A's at MIT and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; shit was SO CASH). You are all faggots who should just take some engineering classes. Thanks for listening.
