Has anyone here actually (Part 2)

[tharpdevenport]

About, oh, a month ago I posted a thread asking if anyone here had actually shit their pants from excitment or really known someone who had, but as I recall, last time I checked the thread, no -- no one had. Seemed it was just one of those stories that's probably a myth.


Now I ahve a new one for you:


Have any of your personally fallen asleep on the toilet? I don't mean dozed off for 30 seconds, but rather worke up half an hour to hours later, still on the car, ass hurting.

Or really known someone who has?


I''ve never fallen asleep on the toilet, or in the bathroom for that matter at all.

 

[RoJoHen]

I don't remember answering the first thread, so I'll do that now.

My friend Max accidentally shit his pants once because he was having a farting contest with my roommate. It was damn funny.

No, I have never fallen asleep on the toilet, but I've come close, especially if I'm sitting on it first thing in the morning.

I did have another college friend who made a habit of passing out in the bathroom after a night of drinking. He wouldn't vomit; he'd just go to bed on the bathroom floor.

 

[JNG]

I have been present while someone lost control of his bowels out of fear, not excitement. The circumstances were such that no one who had been in that kind of thing before found it particularly surprising.

Artie Lange passes out on the toilet frequently. He also eats while on it. Maybe he goes for the trifecta.

 

[B.J.]

At work, I've occasionally heard someone in another stall snoring.

 

[ThankQ]

Hmmm...

I've passed out with my head in the toilet, but never sitting on my ass.

Does that count?

(I'm not joking, btw)