I just saw an article on on Tor.com about how Han is Chewbacca's dog, and I love it. It's amazing how well it all works when you look at it this way.
The best reply to this that I've seen is that Han would have lived a longer, healthier life if only Chewie had had him neutered.
Hmmm.... not gonna be able to unthink this now. Will being the SW movies a bit differently from here on out.