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Gul Dukat's Bottom

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For a while there, Gul Dukat was starting to seem like a pretty nice guy, despite his role in the occupation of Bajor. That all changed, and I think I know why.

In 'Indiscretion', Dukat and Kira are working together to find survivors of a wrecked ship. When they stop to rest, Dukat sits on a rock and has his bottom pierced by a crystalline shard.

Kira laughs, pulls it out, and hands him a dermal regenerator to close the wound.

I posit that it was Dukat's accidental sealing up of his asshole by the dermal regenerator that soured his mood. :cardie:


I may be in a bit of a silly mood.
 
Heh. I thought the thread would be about how tight his pants were. :drool:

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And then people say that women on Star Trek wear tight clothes... :lol: ;)

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The Cardassian Detapa Council formally protests against the use of Gul Dukat's bottom as a focus of interstellar political and historical interest. The disgraced Dukat's shameful incident with the sand-spine is not representative of the discipline and conduct expected of our brave Cardassian Guard officers or officials in either Central Command or the civilian government. Further speculation on Cardassian assholes shall result in investigation by the Obsidian Order. Diplomatic channels are now closed.

;)
 
The Central Command echoes and endorses the previous statement of the Detapa Council. All files on the traitor Skrain Dukat are now closed and are not open to discussion.

End communication!

(Besides his status as an arsehole is secured for all eternity:lol:)
 
Section 31 in no way takes responsibility for placing the sand-spine in the exact position for Dukat to sit on it in order to begin the chain of events which we calculated would lead to the taming of the Cardassian Union. In fact, we don't even exist.

This communication never happened.
 
Starfleet does include any such group such as the rumoured group 'Section 31', for such groups would be operating outside the ethical guidelines stipulated in the Starfleet Code, Chapter 4, Paragraph 13; 'Moral Behaviour and Ethical conduct', and thusly are not, will not and can not be condoned, regardless of circumstantial 'benefits' that such individuals may deem beneficial from such underhanded subterfuge.

Starfleet Public and Foreign Relations Office out.
 
The Central Command of the Cardassian Union understands the concerns of Starfleet and in no way will we accuse them of lying.

We are, however aware of the rogue Starfleet Intelligence unit known as 'Section 31'...
 
I thought this was solely going to be about Kira pulling that spike out of his butt. This is false advertising man! Worse than "Stoner's Pot Palace"!
 
The Obsidian Order will not tolerate excuses being made for Skrain D.'s treachery. He has the blood of 800 million noble Cardassians on his hands, and excuses for his behaviour like this will only result in the worship of D. Be grateful we are in such a good mood, because the Order usually doesn't do warnings.
 
More pix of Marc Alaimo in tight apparel is required to determine if this thread is really about Dukat . . .
 
The look of Worf's face when he was showing them the "Quark" mug he got with it's own singing voice was hilarious. Halfway between outrage at getting it and half "why the hell does this EXIST?!"
 
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