^So what the hell are you looking for in a TV show? You've ruled out pretty much everything including the old stuff.
Good actors, characters I am invested in, serialized storylines, twists, excellent cliffhangers, linear storytelling, a moderately paced series, no more recycled stories, fresh inventive and original ideas, consistency from one episode to the next and not the wild swings in quality so pervasive nowdays, a tv show that is entertaining and doesn't feel like a pretentious academic exercise that sucks all the enjoyment out of what I'm watching.
I'm under no illusions that I'm not necessarily the demographic they are aiming at and the odds of finding something to my liking as the years go by is going to become harder and harder. I'm just so tired of angsty BS, shows that are so full of themselves, misanthropes as lead characters, the ridiculous pacing shows/films are done at, the inane remakes, the stale procedural(cop/lawyer/hospital dramas), reality dreck, bloated mythologies that never get resolved, science fiction/fantasy has been plentiful but abysmal(Invasion, Surface, Threshold, Eureka, Painkiller Jane, Warehouse 13, The Dresden Files, Flash Gordon remake, Bionic Woman remake, Knight Rider remake, Smallville, the first two seasons of ENT, SGU, SGA, Dr Who, Torchwood, Haven, Persons Unknown, The Event, the V remake, Brannon Braga's Flash Forward, Alcatraz, Grimm, Caprica), sitcoms have been absolutely terrible to name a few issues I have with modern tv programs.