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Gordon Medley's Final Frontier!

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Yantios Oluen

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Hi everyone,
I've just published my comedy Star Trek-ish novel entitled 'Gordon Medley's Final Frontier' in eBook form on Amazon (under the pen-name David Hall). I'd really love to know what people here think. To that end, I'd like to give away 5 free copies to BBS users. If you'd like one, please just email me before midnight (GMT) on Sunday 29th Jan, saying "A free copy please!" and I'll email you your ebook! (eskdalebooks@gmail.com)
More info

The novel is a sort-of parody on TOS; I say 'sort of' because I love Star Trek, and I want to make it clear that that comes across through the book. It does poke some gentle fun at the characters, but the story is meaty and powerful, and I hope and believe true ST fans will love it!
I hope to hear from you, so please do come and claim your free copy!

Here's a bit of blurb:
England, 1989. Star Trek fan Gordon Medley has the organisational skills of an earthquake, and the decision-making skills of an old sock; in short, he’s exactly the sort of person you wouldn’t entrust with anything remotely important, especially a magical orb that could save the entire planet from its imminent destruction. But that is exactly what his mysterious colleague does.


Gordon knows the orb is just a snooker ball, and that the colleague is clearly suffering some sort of breakdown. Still, humouring him, Gordon takes the ‘orb’ and vows to protect it.


But when an ex-pupil, now an adult, comes back into his life, clonks him on the head with a wok and leads him up a ramp and into a spaceship which has landed in his back garden, Gordon realises that either he’s the one having the breakdown, or that something out-of-this-world really is happening. Or both. And if that’s the case, the snooker ball he’s been entrusted with must actually be the vitally important orb his colleague said it was. Which is a shame, because Gordon can’t remember where he put it.


And so, Gordon Medley, clumsy and vacant though he is, becomes embroiled in an epic tale of planetary destruction, out-of-control super-computers, and time-travel. And throughout his voyage of self-discovery, he is faced with a question which he cannot begin to answer: why are all the people he meets so similar to the crew of the Starship Enterprise?
 
Ok, I realise now that posting the same thing in more than one forum can be seen as spamming. If I could find out how to delete this thread, I would! I'm very happy for you to do it for me, Trek BBS organisers! Please don't delete the one people have ben replying to though, if you don't mind. Cheers.
 
Fantastic rip off of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy you've got there. Well done.
 
Fantastic rip off of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy you've got there. Well done.

It's definitely thematically similar to Hitchhiker's Guide, but quite different in terms of characters, plot and style. Which just about covers all aspects I think! Anyway, if you'd like to read it, there are still some free copies on offer! Thanks for commenting.
 
I think I'd rather read Hitchhiker's rather than a cheap knock-off to be honest.

Interestingly though, you keep saying 'free copies' as if you're going to try charging people for these things afterwards.

You're not under the impression that people are going to be handing over their hard-earned cash for this surely?
 
I like Hitchhiker's guide and obviously I like Trek so I'm willing to give this a try and add it to my admittedly long reading list.

If free copies are still available.
 
I like Hitchhiker's guide and obviously I like Trek so I'm willing to give this a try and add it to my admittedly long reading list.

If free copies are still available.

Yep, still a couple left. One will be winging its way towards you very shortly. I hope you enjoy it! I'm confident you will, but whatever you do think of it, I'd love to know. Cheers!
 
Fair enough! You're probably right on all counts.
Probably. That's usually the case.
...any comedy sci-fi is bound to be likened to Hitchhiker's Guide, but that doesn't mean it has to be a cheap knock off.
Not really. If your story involved, for example, the last human alive stuck on a ship in the far future I would refer to it as a cheap knock off of Red Dwarf.

However since it involves a 'man on the street' who is taken from Earth and swept up in galactic events, I understandably refer to it as a cheap knock of of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
 
And again, are you seriously planning on trying to charge money for this sort of amateur fanfic?

Or is there some sort of joke here that is eluding me?
 
Fair enough! You're probably right on all counts.
Probably. That's usually the case.
...any comedy sci-fi is bound to be likened to Hitchhiker's Guide, but that doesn't mean it has to be a cheap knock off.
Not really. If your story involved, for example, the last human alive stuck on a ship in the far future I would refer to it as a cheap knock off of Red Dwarf.

However since it involves a 'man on the street' who is taken from Earth and swept up in galactic events, I understandably refer to it as a cheap knock of of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Cheap? I'd go further than that, it's free! (And even on Amazon it's only going for £1.53, so yes, I'll agree with you that it's cheap!) Knock off? I’ve not stolen ideas from Douglas Adams. There are parallels in the way the story begins, but it’s actually very different from anything Adams ever wrote, as I’m sure anyone who’s read my novel will agree.

It’s not fan-fiction either. It isn’t a Star Trek novel. The main character (Gordon) is a Star Trek fan, but the novel does not take place in the Star Trek universe, or feature any Star Trek characters. All it does is gently parody ST TOS.
 
£1.50 for amateur fanfic? I think people would be better off using the money to buy a second-hand copy of the professionally-written Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

That aside, I wonder how many copies you're going to sell before the Paramount lawyers get in touch about that cover?

I don't think replacing the Starfleet insignia on the uniforms of 'Kirk' and 'Spock' will be enough to throw anyone off the scent to be honest.
 
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