Genre Hunk of the Week 4/1/08: Kevin Smith

Discussion in 'TV & Media' started by auntiehill, Apr 1, 2008.

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Genre Hunk of the Week: Kevin Smith

Poll closed Apr 8, 2008.
  1. Totally Awesome! (thumbs up)

    17 vote(s)
    47.2%
  2. WTF, Dude! (thumbs down)

    15 vote(s)
    41.7%
  3. Seriously? Really? OK. (thumbs sideways)

    4 vote(s)
    11.1%
  1. auntiehill

    auntiehill The Blooness Premium Member

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    This writer/actor/director/lecturer/film critic is a self-proclaimed genre fanatic. He has lent his voice to animated features, such as Doogal, Superman: Doomsday, TMNT, and has had small parts in films such as Daredevil, Southland Tales and Die Hard 4. He is best known, of course, for his alter-ego character Silent Bob, who has appeared in Clerks 1 & 2, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Scream 3 and what many people consider his best film, Dogma (which he also wrote and directed). He is also the creative consultant for the genre television show, Reaper, and directed its first episode. His lecture series, in which he talks about his films and answers random questions from the audience, was released on DVD and became an instant best-seller, in An Evening with Kevin Smith, vol 1 & 2.

    So, just in time for April Fool's Day, we have our first Chunky Hunk of the Week.

    Mallrats
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    Chasing Amy
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    Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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    Clerks 2
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    Dogma
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    Catch and Release
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    Publicity Shots
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  2. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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    i thought this was the *other* Kevin Smith. who's dead...
     
  3. Ethros

    Ethros Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I would have thought people would prefer Mewes more

    Watch out for Smith's bleeding cock :lol:
     
  4. auntiehill

    auntiehill The Blooness Premium Member

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    Nah. Smith is much more cuddly. In a sarcastic and vulgar kind of way. :lol:

    Don't forget to vote!
     
  5. PKTrekGirl

    PKTrekGirl Arrogant Niner Thug Admiral

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    I don't know these guys at all, I like the other guy better. What's his name?
     
  6. auntiehill

    auntiehill The Blooness Premium Member

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    Kevin Smith's partner in crime is Jason Mewes, his best friend and co-star, who apparently even lived with Kevin in his LA home. Kevin has said that he feels responsible for keeping his best pal employed. Mewes has done time for pot and heroin possession, if I recall correctly.

    In my book, Smith is the real talent (as he created the roles and directed the films), and far more lovable.
     
  7. Temis the Vorta

    Temis the Vorta Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Happy April Fools! :D
     
  8. auntiehill

    auntiehill The Blooness Premium Member

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    I thought you'd appreciate it. :D

    Oddly, I thought a lot of the guys on the board would rush in and vote for him.
     
  9. ITL

    ITL Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Well, he is a fuzzy man-peach and I would like to touch him 'pon the knee.

    Nah, not really. :D But I do think he's all kinds of coolness for doing what he does and being a witty furball.

    :D
     
  10. Skywalker

    Skywalker Admiral Admiral

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    Haha, now this is an April Fool's gag. :lol:

    :techman:
     
  11. Caprica_Six

    Caprica_Six Admiral Admiral

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    Well I think he's very attractive. Love a guy with a good sense of humour :D
     
  12. Aragorn

    Aragorn Admiral Admiral

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    Kevin Smith? Who's next week -- Vern Troyer?
     
  13. Joy

    Joy Commodore Commodore

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    Despite the date, I'm voting seriously. I went with "thumbs sideways". He's certainly no hunk, but he's cute in his own adorable way.

    Joy
     
  14. firehawk12

    firehawk12 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I'll say one thing... most of the GHOW guys probably wouldn't be secure enough to photograph their wife for Playboy.
     
  15. WillsBabe

    WillsBabe Vice Admiral Admiral

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    It worries me. I do occassionally find him vaguely attractive. I think I need my wheels tracked! :lol:
     
  16. Ohappydagger

    Ohappydagger Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    The hair and the beard would have to go first, but I'd say sideways. :p
     
  17. DAK

    DAK Admiral Admiral

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    Went with thumbs down. Sorry, just not seeing any hunkiness. His friend has nice hair though. :)
     
  18. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    Your wish is my command. How can any girl not love a self-proclaimed genre fanatic? :D
     
  19. kitkat

    kitkat Admiral Admiral

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    My husband listens to a podcast that he does and he is a funny mofo!!

    I mean, we've seen both Clerks (admittedly I didn't like either one of those that much but it was all filmed in the area where my husband grew up so he enjoyed pointing stuff out to me), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (one of the funniest movies I've ever seen), etc. and they are hilarious but as a person like on the podcast or when he does those Q&A things he is the funniest motherfucker around!! :bolian::guffaw::guffaw:
     
  20. Kitty Worrier

    Kitty Worrier Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Thumbs down.