Game: First Draft Movies

[Messianni]

There is a trend going on Twitter right now that's proven to be pretty hilarious, called #firstdraftmovies. Essentially you take a line from a film and either change the meaning or rephrase. See if you can guess where it's from too!

A few examples...

"I'm going to make him an offer I think he will find equitable."

"Wire hangars, not so much."

"You know, these motherfuckin' snakes aren't all that bad. It's a large motherfuckin' plane, there's room for everyone."

 

[TGTheodore]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a rat's ass."

--Ted

 

[Brikar99]

"I don't think that's a moon. I think... I think it's a ship or something."

 

[Canadave]

"Here's glancing in your general direction, kid"

 

[Theodore Jay Miller]

"As God is my witness, I'll never skip dessert again."

"Please remove your paws from me, Mr. Ape."

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a period as professional associates, possibly shading into social acquaintances."

 

[od0_ital]

"Bond, James Bond...but you can call me Jimmy."

 

[Mistral]

"Allowing clarity when traveling through this hallowed institution's halls."

 

[od0_ital]

"I will return shortly."

 

[Mistral]

"Please greet my diminutive compatriot."

 

[od0_ital]

"Spalding!"

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Tonight, we dine in Hull!"

 

[Hermiod]

"Tonight, we dine in Hull!"

That's scarier. Though Phil Brown looks like he escaped from the set of 300.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

"Use the targeting computer, Luke. Trust the multimillion credit piece of technology."

 

[Aragorn]

"I've never trusted Klingons, and I never will. I could never forgive them for the death of Law & Order: Qo'noS."

 

[Messianni]

Nice, some really great ones here!

"Live long and mediocre."

"I wasn't even scheduled to come in to work on this particular day!"

"Have you ever initiated dancing moves with a Judeo-Christian demon on a cloudless night with the full moon?"

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"It was Botox killed the beast."

"I wasn't even scheduled to come in to work on this particular day!"

"My girlfriend vacuumed 37 stairwells!"

 

[Hermiod]

"We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our International Talk Like a Pirate Day!"

 

[captcalhoun]

saturday we're going to return you to your temporal point of origin!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world... she stumbles into mine rat-arsed wearing jeans and trainers."

 

[Nardpuncher]

"What we do in life, could be remembered by a few people later!" (from Gladiator)