Funniest Line(s) of the Week

[Mistral]

I dvr/watch about 8-10 shows over the course of the week and I find that stashed amongst them is a line that just busts me up. Its not always the same show, but there's always ONE that stands out. For example:

On last Wed LOST(2-18) Frank the pilot looks around the passenger cabin and realizes the Oceanic Six are all passengers on his flight. He cocks an eyebrow at Jack and says:

"We're not going to Guam, are we?" Wife and I had to stop the dvr so we wouldn't miss anything, we were laughing so hard.

What lines stood out for you other regular tv viewers?

 

[Spot's Meow]

Last week it was from the Biggest Loser:

They were working out outside and one team had to lift park benches over their heads. Filipe gets tired and rests the seat of the bench on top of his head (the benches are upside down).

Bob the trainer yells: "It's not a hat, Filipe!"

The way that he says this, the tone of his voice and his accent on Filipe is just hilarious! Plus the fact that when Filipe set the bench on his head it really did look like a giant hat. It's over a week later (maybe two weeks now? Can't remember) and I STILL have that line stuck in my head. I walk around the house saying it sometimes.

 

[Mike Farley]

"How many dead chicks are out there?" --Hotdog, nuBSG

 

[Pthalo BlueMoon]

"He's one Brady short of a Bunch..." from this week's episode of Life on Mars. Cracked me up!

 

[Mr Light]

From the previous LOST episode. Jack asks Ben "the other people on the plane, what will happen to them?" Ben says "Who cares?"

 

[Temis the Vorta]

"He's one Brady short of a Bunch..." from this week's episode of Life on Mars. Cracked me up!

That's good, I'll have to remember that one.

From Chuck:

Chuck: "I've been thinking..."

Casey: "Stop it."

The "Guam" comment cracked me up, too.

 

[kitkat]

"He's one Brady short of a Bunch..." from this week's episode of Life on Mars. Cracked me up!

That's good, I'll have to remember that one.

From Chuck:

Chuck: "I've been thinking..."

Casey: "Stop it."

The "Guam" comment cracked me up, too.

Both the Lost and the Chuck comments had me and the hubby laughing our asses off.

 

[sojourner]

Psyche, about 2 weeks ago.

"Wait! say that again? but this time with a Jamiacan accent"

"Sean, it be murder man....."