Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With Lost, presented by Jorge Garcia, November 11, 2006
10. After each episode, you do an all-kitty reenactment in your basement
9. You refer to your in-laws as "The Others"
8. While visiting New York, you stood over every manhole and screamed, "Good God — a secret hatch"
7. You're halfway to your goal of licking every cast member
6. Your friend phoned during Lost. Next day you beat him to death with a hot poker
5. You pitched NBC a show about 12 people stranded backstage at Saturday Night Live
4. Co-workers affectionately refer to you as "That loser who's obsessed with Lost"
3. Renamed dental practice "Flost"
2. Your wife is getting sick of playing the bedroom game "Find the castaway"
1. You sat through all ten of these lame jokes
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On August 30, 2007,Hillary Clinton presented her top ten campaign promises . Number two is what you want to hear:
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On February 12, 2008, the Top Ten list was "Top Ten Things Abraham Lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today". Number one was, "Seriously, what the hell is happening on Lost?"
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A Special Thanks From MI:3
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A Clip from Notes From the Underbelly with the rules about watching Lost[/url]
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Apollo bars on Scrubs here.
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Some cool bloopers
10. After each episode, you do an all-kitty reenactment in your basement
9. You refer to your in-laws as "The Others"
8. While visiting New York, you stood over every manhole and screamed, "Good God — a secret hatch"
7. You're halfway to your goal of licking every cast member
6. Your friend phoned during Lost. Next day you beat him to death with a hot poker
5. You pitched NBC a show about 12 people stranded backstage at Saturday Night Live
4. Co-workers affectionately refer to you as "That loser who's obsessed with Lost"
3. Renamed dental practice "Flost"
2. Your wife is getting sick of playing the bedroom game "Find the castaway"
1. You sat through all ten of these lame jokes
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On August 30, 2007,Hillary Clinton presented her top ten campaign promises . Number two is what you want to hear:
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On February 12, 2008, the Top Ten list was "Top Ten Things Abraham Lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today". Number one was, "Seriously, what the hell is happening on Lost?"
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A Special Thanks From MI:3
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A Clip from Notes From the Underbelly with the rules about watching Lost[/url]
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Apollo bars on Scrubs here.
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Some cool bloopers
