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Facts about Harry Kim

Harry Kim was bangin' 7-gram rocks, and finishing them, because that's how he rolls.
...unfortunately they were from the replicatior so it might as well have been salt.


Harry Kim has one speed. He has one gear: Slow.
 
Harry Kim temporally cockblocked himself 47 times, time travelling into his own past to jigger how he lost his virginity better, each time assuring his youngerself that the sure thing flashing her eyelashes at him was cold comfort compared to the sweet thing he had tabled for wiser consideration.
 
Harry Kim once developed a personality. It was so amazing that it was over two days before anyone could post in this thread about how awesome it was.
 
Harry Kim was once being transformed/eaten-alive by Species 8472 cells, and nobody cared enough about him to even put him in a cryostasis chamber until they solved the problem.
 
Sulu was on top. Harry cried for a while. When Harry stopped crying, he realised it had been more than a week since anyone cared about his thread. He then compared it the Travis Mayweather thread and admitted who the better man was.
 
Kim was so forgettable when Voyager returned, it was revealed that no one noticed that he had been gone for seven years.

Also, when they play a old 20th century song "Unforgettable" Seven looked at Kim and said "This song isn't about you."
 
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