F****** hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

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  1. Roger Wilco

    Roger Wilco Admiral Admiral

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    I hate this, haven't smoked in two weeks but I would really, really like to light one now, that sucks. :(
     
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  2. JuanBolio

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    Smoke, man.

    Quitters never win. *lights up*
     
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  3. Roger Wilco

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    That's not very helpful, but thanks anywy. ;)
     
  4. K'Ehleyr

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    DON'T DO IT!
    *say's K'eh lighting up*:p
     
  5. The Grim Ghost

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    If you've come this far, try and stick with it if you can.

    However the evil, sadistic side of me is forcing me to tell you that I am smoking a cigarette with a cup of coffee right now and it's great! :devil:
     
  6. K'Ehleyr

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    Seems there's definately more devils than Angels here at the mo.
    If you don't you are very good.
    If you do...
     
  7. Roger Wilco

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    I'll just go sleep even though it's rather early, can't smoke while I'm sleeping. ;)
     
  8. Shaytan

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    You don't have any candies (or any kind of ersatz) ? It should be awful to smoke after a mint candy :eek:
     
  9. JuanBolio

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    Have you ever seen the movie The Burning Bed?
     
  10. Roger Wilco

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    Nope. But the important part is, I don't have any cigarettes left at home so I'd have to go to the gas station/vending machine, but thankfully I'm too lazy for that. ;)

    No, that stuff is just a crutch imo, and I want to do that wihtout any of it.
     
  11. ITL

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    I quit a few months back after 30 years of smoking, so I know how you feel - DON'T LET TEH EVIL PEOPLES TEMPT YOU with that.... glorious....tobacco....mmmm.....

    DAMMIT!

    :D
     
  12. Luckyflux

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    Have a wu instead
     
  13. Timby

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    I can't speak for smoking (my demon is a bit worse), but from my own personal experience, when you're trying to kick an addiction, you're your own worst enemy. It helps to anticipate the fact that you're going to try and rationalize buying another pack. You then need to break down WHY you're thinking of smoking again, and find the logical break in your thinking (and there will be one).

    You might lose the argument the first few times, but given practice, you should get pretty good at convincing yourself that there's no reason for you to smoke, aside from it being mildly pleasurable.

    The vast majority of it is willpower, so unless you're truly sick of smoking and ready to quit, you're probably going to backslide.

    Otherwise, try working in an exercise routine as you're breaking the smoking habit. It'll give you something to do, it's positive reinforcement as you notice how you're not nearly as winded and tired, and it keeps away those extra pounds you'll pick up as you snack instead of smoke.
     
  14. ITL

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    ^ I won't allow myself even one measly ciggie. I know where that would lead, as it has done when I've tried to quit in the past. And it's working.
     
  15. Gertch

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    Have a mint or do something else that will take your mind off the craving. You've gone this long you only need one more week. 21 days to make or break a habit.
     
  16. MetalPants

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    A remedy for nicotine cravings that works!

    A dash of tabasco, a dash of cayenne pepper, and a dash of red pepper mixed together with a raw egg. It is an 'interesting' drink, but it does stop the cravings.
     
  17. Miss Chicken

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    The first two to four weeks are the worst. It gets easier after that. I smoked for 18 years before going cold turkey 16 years ago.

    For the first month or so try to avoid those situations where you used to smoke the most.

    Also get a jar or tin and put in it the money that you would have spent on cigarettes. Make some plans about what you are going to do with the money. You could choose to buy yourself a treat at the end of each week or else aim for something bigger - maybe a trip in a year's time etc. When you feel like a smoke when you are at home count the money instead.
     
  18. The Boy Who Cried Worf

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    I'm thinking of starting smoking even though I have a bad heart. Smoking is just cool and everyone knows that. That's worth my life.:bolian:
     
  19. Roger Wilco

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    The coolness is the only good about smoking. :lol:
    And thanks everyone, it's not my first time quitting anyway, but I was having a bad evening so I had to rant. ;)
     
  20. JuanBolio

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    Re: Fucking hell, I want to smoke a cigarette

    Yes.